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Posted: 12/24/2003 8:46:22 PM EDT
These are senarios of fights...they can use any weapons or advantage  they have who would win....

All the thuggiest mo-fos in L.A. vs.
all the redneck good ole boys in Alabama

NYC police dept vs.
LAPD

Chinese military vs.
USA & Britian  ( no nukes allowed just manpower)

Superman vs.
Batman & Spiderman doubling up

one Army Ranger vs.
one Marine

tiger vs.
lion

Muhammad Ali in his prime vs.
Mike Tyson in his prime

Link Posted: 12/24/2003 8:53:00 PM EDT
[#1]
good 'ol boys

NYPD

USA alone

Superman

Ranger

lion

Tyson
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:00:41 PM EDT
[#2]
Quoted:

Chinese military vs.
USA & Britian  ( no nukes allowed just manpower)

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United States by itself could take the chi-commies on neutral ground

Quoted:

Superman vs.
Batman & Spiderman doubling up

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superman

Quoted:

one Army Ranger vs.
one Marine

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not gonna touch this one [:O]

Quoted:

tiger vs.
lion


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lion
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Muhammad Ali in his prime vs.
Mike Tyson in his prime

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tyson
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:00:41 PM EDT
[#3]
Good ol' boys, anywhere but in LA

NYC, they would have like a 5-1 manpower advantage

USA, manpower vs airpower, and technology [:D]

Who knows

Ranger, he's preparing to go SF anyway

TIGER, tigers are actually bigger than lions

Ali. He had speed and power. He moved like a middleweight, and could hit HARD in his prime. He also fought when 15 rounds, not 12 rounds were they norm. More gas in the tank............
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:01:21 PM EDT
[#4]
All the thuggiest mo-fos in L.A. vs.
all the redneck good ole boys in Alabama
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Pretty evenly matched, but the rednecks might have a slight edge due to more weapons familiarity.

NYC police dept vs.
LAPD
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LAPD. They've always been more of a paramilitary organization since Parker was chief in the '50s and '60s.

Chinese military vs.
USA & Britian ( no nukes allowed just manpower)
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The Chinese. During the Korean conflict, they were able to overwhelm a LOT of our forces just due to sheer numbers. Many were only armed with a spike on the end of pole. This was also after they'd fought a long-running civil war.

Superman vs.
Batman & Spiderman doubling up
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Superman can travel at the speed of light. Do you need a more specific answer?

one Army Ranger vs.
one Marine
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Ranger due to more specialized training.

tiger vs.
lion
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Tigers are more stealthy and physically larger.

Muhammad Ali in his prime vs.
Mike Tyson in his prime
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Clay/Ali. He was a more skilled boxer, while Tyson bordered on a crazy street fighter.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:16:41 PM EDT
[#5]
Man, I could kick all there asses, with one hand tied behind my back, feet tied together, holding a teacup full of whup ass, and still not spill a drop
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:20:24 PM EDT
[#6]
i think the good ole boys advantage is in the huge popularity of 30.06 rifles and marlin 30-30s with-in thier ranks. not to say most would be a great shot, but they would be able to engage the homeboys effectivly at about 100 yards, a range sawed off single shot 20 guages and lorcins cant touch.  
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:26:15 PM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
All the thuggiest mo-fos in L.A. vs.
all the redneck good ole boys in Alabama
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good ole boys


NYC police dept vs.
LAPD
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I'm not sure, but I bet it would be interesting to watch


Chinese military vs.
USA & Britian  ( no nukes allowed just manpower)
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USA & Britian


Superman vs.
Batman & Spiderman doubling up
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superman


one Army Ranger vs.
one Marine
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Army Ranger, of course.


tiger vs.
lion
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No idea, but wouldn't mind watching.


Muhammad Ali in his prime vs.
Mike Tyson in his prime
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Ali.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:43:23 PM EDT
[#8]
China V US/Brits
================

Depends on where the battle takes place...

If it's over Taiwan, the Chinese LOOSE, since all the manpower in the world is useless if it's resting at the bottom of the Formosa Straits... They have a huge army, but a PATHETIC navy....

If it's 'Inchon again' -- i.e. a land battle in a bordering country -- then it's a toss-up favoring China. They can actually use their numbers here, which is their major advantage...

In a 'proxy war' scenario, ala Vietnam or Iraq, the Chinese loose again, due to logistics issues. Once again, the Chinese have a human wave army (they have people to spare). This is a very formidible defensive arrengement, but it's USELESS for force projection, since keeping such a force supplied with men and equipment is EXTREMELY DIFFICULT when outside of truck/railroad range, and ESSENTIALLY IMPOSSIBLE accross oceans (especially when your enemy has a top-notch submarine fleet, as both the US and UK do). When you're dealing with a large/long overseas war, THE SUPPLY LINES WIN & LOOSE BATTLES BEFORE THE GRUNTS GET A CHANCE TO FIRE A SHOT...


TIGER vs LION
==============

Tiger.... Bigger, meaner, and much stealthier.... Esp if dealing with males...

Tigers are solitary: both sexes hunt and fight...

Lions are pack animals. Males don't hunt, and although they are quite powerful fighters, the edge goes to the tiger here...
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:47:23 PM EDT
[#9]


All the thuggiest mo-fos in L.A. vs.
all the redneck good ole boys in Alabama


Good ol boys. Thugs may have better fire power but the red necks know how to use what they have.

NYC police dept vs.
LAPD


LAPD. They invented the JBT

Chinese military vs.
USA & Britian  ( no nukes allowed just manpower)


Probably a draw.

Superman vs.
Batman & Spiderman doubling up


Batman & Spiderman. Theyed just shove some kryptonite down supermans tights.

one Army Ranger vs.
one Marine


Might depend on the individual Marine and Ranger. But in Hand to Hand probably the Marine.

tiger vs.
lion


Tiger. Lion ain't shit without it's pride.


Muhammad Ali in his prime vs.
Mike Tyson in his prime


Ali hands down
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:51:30 PM EDT
[#10]
Quoted:
These are senarios of fights...they can use any weapons or advantage  they have who would win....

All the thuggiest mo-fos in L.A. vs.
all the redneck good ole boys in Alabama

NYC police dept vs.
LAPD

Chinese military vs.
USA & Britian  ( no nukes allowed just manpower)

Superman vs.
Batman & Spiderman doubling up

one Army Ranger vs.
one Marine

tiger vs.
lion

Muhammad Ali in his prime vs.
Mike Tyson in his prime

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Do the NYC police get to use Hillary? If not, LAPD hands down.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 9:56:34 PM EDT
[#11]
one for the Mall Ninjas..

- Delta Operator vs. Navy SEAL

- James Bond vs. Indiana Jones

and the classic:

- North vs. South (another civil war)


Link Posted: 12/24/2003 10:07:53 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
one for the Mall Ninjas..

- Delta Operator vs. Navy SEAL

- James Bond vs. Indiana Jones

and the classic:

- North vs. South (another civil war)


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1) Is this a DEVGRP SEAL or just a regular SEAL?[:D]

2) Jones. he'd beat the tar out of that British pretty boy.

3) Depends on who gets the military armorments and overseas aid. The North won CW1 because they had most of the equipment and had pretty much cut of the south from foreign aid.
Link Posted: 12/24/2003 10:15:57 PM EDT
[#13]
Quoted:
one for the Mall Ninjas..

- Delta Operator vs. Navy SEAL

- James Bond vs. Indiana Jones

and the classic:

- North vs. South (another civil war)


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How about CA vs NY. They can only use guns. [LOL]

CW
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 12:58:13 AM EDT
[#14]
All the thuggiest mo-fos in L.A. vs.
all the redneck good ole boys in Alabama

Rednecks.  Better shots and will make effective use of terrain.

NYC police dept vs. LAPD

NYC because LAPD would intercept their commo and wouldn't understand a word they say.

Chinese military vs. USA & Britian  (no nukes allowed just manpower)

US & GB.  They would choose the battlefield and fight during the night.  Better combined arms tactics.

Superman vs. Batman & Spiderman doubling up

Superman.

one Army Ranger vs. one Marine

Theoretically, the ranger would have the edge by choosing the battlefield.  But they'd probably just argue hoo-ah vs. ooh-rah and then challenge each other to a drinking contest.

tiger vs. lion

Tiger has edge in stealth, lion probably has more raw power.

Muhammad Ali in his prime vs. Mike Tyson in his prime

Ali is by far the better boxer.  However, if Tyson gets inside, it's all over for Ali.
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 2:31:28 AM EDT
[#15]
I would have to go with the thugs. The may have lorcins..but may have all the full auto AK's too. In Urban combat long range rifles may not be as effective. Don't get me wrong rednecks are tough but Thugs live and die by the gun. They have the experience.

I think LAPD is more crazy because they deal with the crazy gangsters.

Chinese military would die

Superman would whoop ass

Rangers

Tiger

Tyson
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 3:28:31 AM EDT
[#16]
Never seen a good ole boy hold his handgun sideways. Nuff said.

Truth be known, they would see the encounter as great sport and a service to the community. I'm afraid rope would be considered a tool and not for retention.

Most have ARs or AKs and can hit a nat in the ass at 100 yards.

Tj
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 6:13:45 AM EDT
[#17]
Quoted:
Truth be known, they would see the encounter as great sport and a service to the community. I'm afraid rope would be considered a tool and not for retention.

Tj
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Yep, sadly so.
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 6:20:35 AM EDT
[#18]
Don't know. Probably LAPD

USA even with no nukes allowed. Can you say MOAB?!

Superman duh!

I'll stay away from that one I've seen one and it came out rather even in the end. Both guys had broken noses.

Tiger.

Ali no question.
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 6:22:56 AM EDT
[#19]
Quoted:
Never seen a good ole boy hold his handgun sideways. Nuff said.

Truth be known, they would see the encounter as great sport and a service to the community. I'm afraid rope would be considered a tool and not for retention.

Most have ARs or AKs and can hit a nat in the ass at 100 yards.

Tj
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Yes this is true, most of the good'ole boys I know have at least one 'Black Rifle' in the gun cabinet!
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 6:30:26 AM EDT
[#20]
Quoted:
These are scenarios of fights...they can use any weapons or advantage  they have who would win....
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All the thuggiest mo-fos in L.A. vs.
all the redneck good ole boys in Alabama
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good ole boys - shooting skills not spray and pray.


NYC police dept vs. LAPD
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Fu-get-a-bout-it NYC


Chinese military vs. USA & Britain ( no nukes allowed just manpower)
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USA - we still got smart weapons and the best military in the world.


Superman vs. Batman & Spiderman doubling up
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Superman - too fast, too strong.


one Army Ranger vs. one Marine
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A draw.

tiger vs. lion
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Tiger - stronger, faster.


Muhammad Ali in his prime vs. Mike Tyson in his prime
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Ali - Speed, strength. But mostly, he was a THINKING fighter. He would have Tyson beaten before he ever got in the ring.
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 6:41:55 AM EDT
[#21]
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 12:49:54 PM EDT
[#22]
bah--do none of you guys read frank miller?  batman already crushed superman a few years ago.  brains over brawn any day.
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 12:51:18 PM EDT
[#23]
Quoted:
bah--do none of you guys read frank miller?  batman already crushed superman a few years ago.  brains over brawn any day.
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Superman's no muscle-bound idiot...
Link Posted: 12/25/2003 1:37:23 PM EDT
[#24]
[URL=http://www.lairweb.org.nz/tiger/conflict.html]http://www.lairweb.org.nz/tiger/conflict.html[/URL]

The Lion wins! says so on the interweb


Btw..You guys ever seen a Liger in person?

[IMG]http://www.tigers-animal-actors.com/about/liger/ligerstand.JPG[/IMG]

What an Awesome animal.
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