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Posted: 12/23/2003 7:35:24 PM EDT

Take the name of the street you grew up on as a kid or the name of the street you most associate your memories with. This is your first name.

Take your mother's maiden name. This is your last name. Let's see who has the best porn name out there.

Mine is Bowen Harlow. Not that great.

A buddy's is Thorn Von Gal. Tough to beat that one.

Feel free to throw in your own like "Buck Naked" etc. but let us know which is your porn name from the rules and which are just funny as hell.

Let the fun begin.

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:39:56 PM EDT

[#1]

Mine's Meadowlark Black

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:40:09 PM EDT

[#2]

[b]State Route 34 Smith[/b]

Grrrrrr... sexy.

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:42:36 PM EDT

[#3]

Oak Ridge Goodmann.

Lately, limp dik.

I've screwed so much with a limp dong... I can shoot pool with a rope now.

Danny

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:43:17 PM EDT

[#4]

Moms maiden name?

Not here pal[;)]

Call me paranoid.

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:44:00 PM EDT

[#5]

West Forty-Third Terrace Whitmarsh.

Hot, eh?

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:45:05 PM EDT

[#6]

Bent Tree Cook

I prefer to be known as Craze E. Facials

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:45:29 PM EDT

[#7]

I don't think I want to give out my mother's maiden name on the internet. If I can use her first name it would be St James Rosie.

CW

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:49:09 PM EDT

[#8]

Diamond Goatboy

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:49:12 PM EDT

[#9]

Kelly May

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:52:00 PM EDT

[#10]

Bren Cabotwood

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:56:26 PM EDT

[#11]

Quoted:
Moms maiden name?

Not here pal[;)]

Call me paranoid.

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Lucky to get a first name out of me

Posted: 12/23/2003 7:59:36 PM EDT

[#12]

no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on.

Buddy Birchwood

sounds alot better than Birchwood Kohn.

maybe if i put an S at the end....

Birchwood Kohns.

that sounds more.... feminine though...

I'll stick with Buddy Birchwood.

Posted: 12/23/2003 8:05:26 PM EDT

[#13]

Real: Andrew Painter

For fun: Schlongus Maximus, Roman Glad-He-Ate-Her.

CJ

Posted: 12/23/2003 8:18:23 PM EDT

[#14]

I'll go with the pets name.

Southwood Sassy.

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:25:31 AM EDT

[#15]

Stiffley McStifferson

I grew up on third street, so that really dont work for me ;)

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:27:58 AM EDT

[#16]

Buck Naked, a la Seinfeld.

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:28:43 AM EDT

[#17]

Steven Adirondack

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:31:59 AM EDT

[#18]

[>:/][tinfoil hat mode] Why the mothers maiden name? sounds like bullshit to me. I think someone has a crafty way of getting names for credit card security checks. [tinfoil hat mode off][:\]

COZ

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:33:41 AM EDT

[#19]

Indian School Road (street I lived off of for many years) as a first name would suck. Who the hell came up with this idea?

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:37:40 AM EDT

[#20]

Tiny Wong

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:37:42 AM EDT

[#21]

I always thought Dick Butkus had a good name for porn and it's his REAL name!!!!

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:40:51 AM EDT

[#22]

The ultimate porn name:

Brandon Iron

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:41:25 AM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
I always thought Dick Butkus had a good name for porn and it's his REAL name!!!!

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And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer.

Posted: 12/24/2003 5:43:53 AM EDT

[#24]

And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer.

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Yeah, but he'd make a good spokesman for incontinence.

Posted: 12/24/2003 6:05:28 AM EDT

[#25]

Johnny Three-Legs

Posted: 12/24/2003 6:16:41 AM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:

And the worst name: "Dick Trickle" Nascar Racer.

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Yeah, but he'd make a good spokesman for incontinence.

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I always thought if "Depends" sponsors his car then I will die laughing.

Posted: 12/24/2003 6:34:55 AM EDT

[#27]

Geronimo Kurtz
[>:/]

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:11:27 AM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

[b]State Route 34 Smith[/b]

Grrrrrr... sexy.

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It is if you spell it

"Root Smith"

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:22:17 AM EDT

[#29]

Quoted:
no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on.

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That's what I always heard too.

Duke Oakwood. [;D]

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:23:43 AM EDT

[#30]

Chestnut MacNabb? I don't bloody think so!

(Sounds more like Lorena Bobbit's screen name! [puke])

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:31:39 AM EDT

[#31]

Imbroglio? [peep]

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:35:57 AM EDT

[#32]

Corday Kinyon

or

Scuba Corday

Neither sound to good.

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:42:23 AM EDT

[#33]

Pet name and street name.

Fluffy Sunnyside

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:53:44 AM EDT

[#34]

Going off the pet thing

Sergeant Colfax

Posted: 12/24/2003 7:56:52 AM EDT

[#35]

Dixie Normus

Posted: 12/24/2003 8:01:04 AM EDT

[#36]

Quoted:
no no no.... it's your first pet's name, and the first street you lived on.

Buddy Birchwood

sounds alot better than Birchwood Kohn.

maybe if i put an S at the end....

Birchwood Kohns.

that sounds more.... feminine though...

I'll stick with Buddy Birchwood.

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If we use NAM's method it's Blackie Park Avenue... I guess I service the High Priced Poon!!! [sex] [:D]

Posted: 12/24/2003 8:10:08 AM EDT

[#37]

Yeah... I always heard your first pet, and first street.

I am...

Jacques Wallingford

Posted: 12/24/2003 8:17:17 AM EDT

[#38]

Quoted:
Moms maiden name?

Not here pal[;)]

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Same here.

Mother's maiden name, your pet's name or your childhood street are all common security passwords.

Quoted:
Call me paranoid.

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Well now that's not very erotic. You ain't gonna make it the pron biz with that one. [:D]

Posted: 12/24/2003 8:25:09 AM EDT

[#39]

My porn name? It's easy to remember:

[size=5][b]EricTheHun[red]g[/red][/b][/size=5]

I was big in the 70's.

Eric The(SmallerNowadays)Hun[>]:)]

Posted: 12/24/2003 8:29:32 AM EDT

[#40]

I think it's important to include RKBA in all things I do! so what's my name?
[size=5] Ima Mannlicher! [/size=5]
Ijust did a great scene with joey stiffaready.[sex]

Posted: 12/24/2003 8:40:52 AM EDT

[#41]

[sean connery] My name is Long, [b]Miles Long[/b] [/sean connery]

edited to add: Spanky Johnson[:)]

Posted: 12/24/2003 9:19:14 AM EDT

[#42]

Using pet's name:

Noodle Bluebird

[%|]

Posted: 12/24/2003 9:34:26 AM EDT

[#43]

Uh..I don't think it matters what my last name is, because with the first name "Brussels" I don't think I will get much business. LOL

Posted: 12/24/2003 9:40:49 AM EDT

[#44]

Calhoun Micky.

Posted: 12/24/2003 9:42:04 AM EDT

[#45]

Dixie Normus is a damn good one.

I now have all your credit card numbers and security codes!!! HAHAHAHA, my plan to ruin you all is working!!!!! I don't use my mother's maiden name for my security clearance so the thought didn't even cross my mind. Sorry for making some of you tighten your tin foil and erect another firewall.

Keep 'em coming, dog's name, maiden name or mom's middle or first name will work.

Posted: 12/24/2003 10:34:18 AM EDT

[#46]

Mesa Grande Leszar

Posted: 12/24/2003 10:39:50 AM EDT

[#47]

Duntown Russ Jordan

Posted: 12/24/2003 10:46:27 AM EDT

[#48]

Fritz Hoagland

Posted: 12/24/2003 10:49:00 AM EDT

[#49]

Soup Bone Johnny!

Posted: 12/24/2003 10:49:39 AM EDT

[#50]

McRoberts Buford. Or was it Miles Long? [>:/]

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