I could eat a ball of barbed wire and crap out a case of 16 penny nails.
So, I'm driving my truck and 20' trailer home through the worst possible portion of town to drive through at 4:30 pm you could imagine. I have to drive right by the local mall, Costco, Target, Wal-Mart etc. You get the picture right. Now I don't let any grass grow under my truck/trailer when I'm driving it, but since it's big and you can't see around it if you're behind me, I could drive for 44 miles with my turn signal on and NOBODY will let me over. So, I just turn on the signal and take the lane I need, pissing off dozens of people who apparently pay more taxes towards the road that I do. F em!
Anyway, I'm finally home and nobody else is here. Why is that relevant you ask? Cuz, usually I get somebody who's home to stand back there and tell me when to stop, so I don't hit the new gutters. Recently a FRIGGIN city cop with apparently no real criminals to arrest gave me a ticket for parking my trailer on the street in front of my own home. So now I have to back that big trailer into my driveway. Well it's not a pain to do except that same friggin cop who likes to ticket me for parking my trailer on my street in front of my home won't ticket the hundreds of friggin jerkoff's who like to use my 25 MPH residential street as a cut through. They like to drive 45 MPH and come around the corner and darn near T-Bone my $30K truck or my $8K trailer with $35K of equipment inside it. Every single time I try and back that big ole trailer into my own driveway I darn near get hit, today was no exception. So I'm hurrying to get out of the asshat's way who almost hit me and I jump out of the truck to see how far I can still back up without hitting my month old $1400 Leaf Guard gutters. I'm walking back to look and out of the corner of my eye I see my truck rolling very slowly. CRAP! I spin on my heel about the time I hear a sickening crunch as my trailer hits and completely smashes a section of my month old guttering. The longest section of guttering on my entire house. The section of guttering that's going to cost me about $400 to have replaced.
Yeah that section.
I hate this time of year.
I hate that instead of people being all cheerful they are arrogant, one way, selfish, impatient, in a great big hurry, numbskulls who have tunnel vision and can see no further that getting Johnny that FRIGGIN X-Box for X-Mas.
No, it's not about Jesus
Christ anymore in fact I'm sure most people out there would rather we just call this Holiday, "Gimmie Day" or "It's Mine, I saw it first Day" or "Get Out Of My Way You Bastard In The Truck Day".
Did I mention I friggin hate this time of year.
The next time somebody almost T-bones me trying to get into my own driveway, I'm going to jump out of my truck (leaving it in reverse cuz after all I'm on my way to the big house) and empty every single magazine of .45 Gold Dots I have on me into the hood of their car as fast as I can.
Thanks for letting me vent. Calgon take me away!
Here's a picture for those who will want to say this thread is worthless without pic's.
Oh and before anyone say's it, I have nobody but myself to blame. I'm the one who did not get the truck into park prior to exiting the truck. So yeah, I'm the real idiot.
Still, don't want to hear about it again from either of you know who you are.
AAAAAAARRRRRGGGGGGGG! I'm such a friggin IDIOT!
Somebody please say a prayer for me right now. I know God will work this out for my good somehow, I just can't see the how right now.
I'm in a pretty foul mood.