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Last night I talked to perhaps the [red]most[/red] ignorant person on the phone I ever have.
She called me to ask about how getting bonded out works, & I gladly explained the process. She then told me the [s]tail[/s] [red]tale[/red] of her son, who had been arrested on a warrant [s]steaming[/s] [red]stemming[/red] from causing a class room disturbance. I listened attentively, & eventually she finished. Then she said [red]"[/red]I have a question for you.[red]"[/red] I said [red]"[/red] O.K.,so what's your question?[red]"[/red]
She said "I didn't know you could get arrested for a class room disturbance" I said so what's your question, & she said "I didn't know you could be arrested for a class room disturbance"
I said [red]"[/red]O.K., so what's your question?[red]"[/red] "I didn't know you could get arrested for a class room disturbance"
I said ma'am, that's a statement about what you didn't know, what is your question. She says" I didn't know you could get arrested for a class room disturbance.[rolleyes] I said well I guess you can. She said ok.
Call all done.

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Good one.  I love it when someone [b]asks[/b] if they can ask me a question...

Them:  "Can I ask you a question?"

Me (without hesitation):  "You just did."

Them:  blank expression, followed by either humor or disgust...