Squad of Marines

A squad of Marines drove up the highway between Basra and Baghdad.

They came upon an Iraqi soldier badly injured and unconscious. Nearby

on the opposite side of the road was an American marine in a similar

state, but he was alert.

As first aid was given to both soldiers, they asked what had happened.

The Marine responded "I was heavily armed and moving north along the

highway. Coming south was a heavily armed Iraqi soldier".

"What happened then?" the corpsman asked.

"I told him Saddam Hussein was a miserable piece of s - - t, and then

the Iraqi told me that Tom Daschle, Ted Kennedy and Bill and Hillary Clinton
were miserable pieces of s - - t."

"We were shaking hands when the truck hit us."

Clone joke. Locked.