User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 11:33:23 AM EDT
Because I built it a bridge
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 11:35:16 AM EDT
[#1]
[ROFL2]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 12:08:25 PM EDT
[#2]
I always wanted to get a tattoo of a rooster with a noose around his neck just under my knee cap so I can bet people
"My cock hangs below my knee" |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 12:11:17 PM EDT
[#3]
Shit, I have something easier. I tell people-especially women (when the GF isn't around)- that John Holmes and I have something in common.
A moustache.[peep] |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 12:12:37 PM EDT
[#4]
With all the hens after your cock, I'm wondering why you want to keep it dry.
anyway....yer twisted. -HS |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 12:18:35 PM EDT
[#5]
A good one!
+1 Danny |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 12:20:01 PM EDT
[#6]
My god that was funny! [:D]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 12:28:36 PM EDT
[#7]
[lol]
NsB |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 12:58:30 PM EDT
[#8]
This is so wrong on so many levels.
Sgtar15 |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 1:03:20 PM EDT
[#9]
What's wrong? Dont you like my cock?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 1:03:42 PM EDT
[#10]
What scares me is that 287 people also clicked on this (including me) [:O]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 1:08:45 PM EDT
[#11]
Quoted: What's wrong? Dont you like my cock? Well, it does look rather small in the picture. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 1:09:02 PM EDT
[#12]
Quoted: What scares me is that 287 people also clicked on this (including me) [:O] Ya I hear ya. guilty as well. |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 1:31:25 PM EDT
[#13]
I'll confess. I looked. I was curious how the post didn't get locked!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 1:37:07 PM EDT
[#14]
I thought it was going to be a question about how to properly lube your hammer or something....
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 1:56:35 PM EDT
[#15]
Quoted: What's wrong? Dont you like my cock? Is that what you say to your woman?[:P] |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 2:03:00 PM EDT
[#16]
[ROFL2]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 5:50:10 PM EDT
[#17]
[img]http://photos.ar15.com/ImageGallery/Attachments/DownloadAttach.asp?iImageUnq=4218[/img]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 5:58:22 PM EDT
[#18]
I got heartburn from laughing so much.
You cock sucker! |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 7:33:21 PM EDT
[#19]
This'll help moisten [url=http://www.johnsjottings.com/archives/2003/03/01/recipe_coq_au_vin.html]it[/url].
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 7:37:05 PM EDT
[#20]
What's wrong with the way your cock is walking? It looks like it has a limp or is it limp?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 7:41:15 PM EDT
[#21]
[rofl]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 8:22:08 PM EDT
[#22]
you are to funny :)
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 8:35:33 PM EDT
[#23]
Well isn't this some shit??????
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 8:53:35 PM EDT
[#24]
Everyone's a fucking comedian![lol]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 9:08:45 PM EDT
[#25]
You are some seeck leetle monkeys!
I sure HOPE you don't have anything in common with John Holmes! He's dead, he died of AIDS, and rumor has it that his famous bits are a trophy on the wall of some mafioso who he pissed off one time too many. CJ |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/21/2003 9:09:10 PM EDT
[#26]
bad very bad, but I like it!!!! [lol]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 3:55:49 AM EDT
[#27]
NUTZZZZZZZZZZ
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 4:27:42 AM EDT
[#28]
Funny!
...but my cock is bigger. [img]http://www.timcockey.com/images/rooster.jpg[/img] |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 6:20:41 AM EDT
[#29]
Quoted: Funny! ...but my cock is bigger. [url]http://www.timcockey.com/images/rooster.jpg[/url] Dats a big cock! |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 8:15:30 AM EDT
[#30]
Good one! I was almost scared to click on this one!
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 8:30:07 AM EDT
[#31]
LOOK !!"Dry penis syndrome" is a very real and very seriuos medical condition. I have it! And I don't appreciate you making fun of my condition, ASSHOLES![:|]
|
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 8:36:33 AM EDT
[#32]
Quoted: LOOK !!"Dry penis syndrome" is a very real and very seriuos medical condition. I have it! And I don't appreciate you making fun of my condition, ASSHOLES![:|] At least that's perferable to all the "accidental discharges" I keep reading about on this site |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 9:06:47 AM EDT
[#33]
Quoted: LOOK !!"Dry penis syndrome" is a very real and very seriuos medical condition. I have it! And I don't appreciate you making fun of my condition, ASSHOLES![:|] Are you using enough hand lotion on it? |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 9:33:38 AM EDT
[#34]
Are you using enough hand lotion on it? Oh man I can't belive im about to tell you this! yes I use that 'nutragina' Norwegian formula. Oh the horror! you know how i have to sleep at night? I have to unroll a condom and squirt a ton of lotion into it then slip it on my very dry penis. It keeps it moist while I sleep[|)] if I did'nt i scratch it while i slept and wake up to a red, raw and scaley John Thomas. oh God please cure my D.P.S! |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 9:44:36 AM EDT
[#35]
Quoted: Are you using enough hand lotion on it? Oh man I can't belive im about to tell you this! yes I use that 'nutragina' Norwegian formula. Oh the horror! you know how i have to sleep at night? I have to unroll a condom and squirt a ton of lotion into it then slip it on my very dry penis. It keeps it moist while I sleep[|)] if I did'nt i scratch it while i slept and wake up to a red, raw and scaley John Thomas. oh God please cure my D.P.S! [shock] How do I not catch DPS? |
|
|
|
Posted: 12/22/2003 10:23:54 AM EDT
[#36]
Quoted: Quoted: Are you using enough hand lotion on it? Oh man I can't belive im about to tell you this! yes I use that 'nutragina' Norwegian formula. Oh the horror! you know how i have to sleep at night? I have to unroll a condom and squirt a ton of lotion into it then slip it on my very dry penis. It keeps it moist while I sleep[|)] if I did'nt i scratch it while i slept and wake up to a red, raw and scaley John Thomas. oh God please cure my D.P.S! [shock] How do I not catch DPS? Simple. Keep yourself occupied with hobbies other than chronic masturbation [:D] |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
