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Posted: 5/12/2001 7:57:18 AM EDT

I need a good pick-up line to use on girls sitting on a computer.

Like when I go into the computer lab, I can't figure a way to initiate conversation without seeming obvious....

So, what'cha got??

Posted: 5/12/2001 7:59:46 AM EDT

[#1]

"Hey baby, can I type on you keyboard"

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:00:49 AM EDT

[#2]

"What do you say we go and have sex?"

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:02:38 AM EDT

[#3]

This is an easy one, you tell them you were at that computer earlier and you thought you might have left your disk (or something) there. If this doesn't work then you say that maybe your work was saved to the hard drive and ask them if you can check it out, this will give you a few min. of clicking around blindly through things.

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:25:08 AM EDT

[#4]

"i got a harddrive"

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:28:20 AM EDT

[#5]

"Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:37:29 AM EDT

[#6]

Originally Posted By The Snowmaster:
"Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."

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Otay, you had to go TOO FAR!

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:40:52 AM EDT

[#7]

Quoted:

Originally Posted By The Snowmaster:
"Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."

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Otay, you had to go TOO FAR!

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ROTFLMAO
you're killin' me.

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:43:00 AM EDT

[#8]

"Your incredibly attractive, would you like to go play tennis"

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:49:41 AM EDT

[#9]

"your not a crackhead are you?do i need to worry that you'll come back and steal my guns when i throw you out?"mmk

Posted: 5/12/2001 8:59:43 AM EDT

[#10]

Don't say anything. Just go over and stand in their personal space (closer than 24 inches) and just stare at them.

9 out of ten girls will tell you to f*ck off but that [i]tenth[/i] girl....Wooooo Hoooooo!! [;)]

Posted: 5/12/2001 9:02:22 AM EDT

[#11]

Ask her if she'll accept a 3 and a 1/2 inch floppy.

[:)]

Posted: 5/12/2001 10:39:49 AM EDT

[#12]

Thankyou Frank for the A&W cream soda that is now on my monitor...

Posted: 5/12/2001 10:44:11 AM EDT

[#13]

A variation on what Miss Magnum said. Make eye contact with the lady. You'll know from the look in her eyes what your chances are. That always worked for me, and I don't consider myself to be particularly handsome. When you get that look, and you'll know it, then you can start off with something safe, like "Hi, my name is---," and go from there.
You can tell a lot from a woman's eyes, you just have to know how to read them.
Most of y'all are laughing now and saying "what a puss", but it works. That technique helped me land the love of my life.
O.K., pukefest is over.

Posted: 5/12/2001 10:44:13 AM EDT

[#14]

yep frank,that's the one i wish i would have thought of.[:D] mmk

Posted: 5/12/2001 10:56:06 AM EDT

[#15]

Try this,

Pick a handfull of computers (if she has one that she usually goes to of course include it) and save a word file to the HD with some BS title.

When she gets on the machine go up to her and ask her to open the file for you as it may be one you saved to the HD instead of your floppy by mistake, and it is for an important project you are working on for tonight.

When she opens it, have something like "Would you like to accompany me to dinner tonight?" in a big red font and a clip art smiley face.

Of course, it may take a while to infect all the computers with the file...but once it is on there you can use it over and over.

Posted: 5/12/2001 11:25:19 AM EDT

[#16]

Quoted:
This is an easy one, you tell them you were at that computer earlier and you thought you might have left your disk (or something) there. If this doesn't work then you say that maybe your work was saved to the hard drive and ask them if you can check it out, this will give you a few min. of clicking around blindly through things.

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You, sir, are a fucking poet.

Thanks....

McUZI

Posted: 5/12/2001 11:36:59 AM EDT

[#17]

Why in the world would YOU want to pick up a compurter geek anyway??? :) Just because I have two in the house does not mean you have to. My line was "hey sweetems wan'a dance" but you must remember she did not speck english at the time, 20 years later I can't shut her up! LUCK!!

Posted: 5/12/2001 1:25:27 PM EDT

[#18]

Quoted:
Ask her if she'll accept a 3 and a 1/2 inch floppy.

[:)]

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How about a [b].[/b]3 1/2 inch floppie

Posted: 5/12/2001 1:42:21 PM EDT

[#19]

Email her: There are ducks in the pond; please hurry! - Get's 'em everytime

Posted: 5/12/2001 2:20:08 PM EDT

[#20]

Tell her you need a study partner.

Posted: 5/12/2001 2:56:44 PM EDT

[#21]

Is there a hole in the roof, or is it your thousand watts of beauty that brighten up this place. I dicked alot of em in my time.

Posted: 5/12/2001 3:04:40 PM EDT

[#22]

I would like to plug my joystick into your I/O port.

Posted: 5/12/2001 3:19:53 PM EDT

[#23]

Originally Posted By The Snowmaster:"Please excuse me for staring; it's just that your dress looks very becomming on you. But then, if I were on you, I'd be comming too."

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hahaha!! hilarious!!!

Posted: 5/12/2001 3:31:25 PM EDT

[#24]

Tell her to stop sitting on the computer or "qwerty" will be permanently embedded on her a$$.

Posted: 5/12/2001 3:46:16 PM EDT

[#25]

how about "Hi my name is McUzi. Remember it..you'll be screaming it later".

Posted: 5/12/2001 4:13:51 PM EDT

[#26]

Gosh you're pretty! Do you have any Swedish in you?? Do you want some???

Posted: 5/12/2001 5:24:31 PM EDT

[#27]

i retired from the US NAVY. dont ask me for advice about women.

Posted: 5/12/2001 6:24:49 PM EDT

[#28]

I saw this in a movie once, and it seemed to work ok. How about "Gimme some suger, Baby"?

Posted: 5/13/2001 12:58:19 AM EDT

[#29]

I forgot my number can i have yours?

Posted: 5/13/2001 5:32:02 AM EDT

[#30]

Tell her how much RAM you have, and don't leave out the part about your massive hard drive.

Posted: 5/13/2001 5:46:46 AM EDT

[#31]

Tell her to check out this website...

www.youknowyouwantmebaby.com [sex]

Posted: 5/13/2001 9:00:00 AM EDT

[#32]

How bout' "Would it be rushing our relationship if I asked you to blow me?" You might want to ask her name after that.

Posted: 5/13/2001 9:24:59 AM EDT

[#33]

I don't have any pick-up lines in my "love arsenal" in the league of FrankTheSpank (LOL!), but here are some of my favorites:

**I know that I don't work here, but can I help you out?

**What time do you have to be back in heaven?

**Weren't you on the cover of Cosmo(or other magazine)magazine last month?

**Since you're an angel this must be heaven.

**I hope you know CPR because you are making my pulse race!

**Is it the light in here or are you really an angel?

**There must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take them off you!

**You look like an angel. Welcome to Earth.

**Your look can sell a half million magazine covers.

**Hello, I'm new to this country and you are the prettiest sight I've seen.

**I've lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

**Was that you or did the Earth just move?

**You are so beautiful, my heart is beating like a drum.

**After seeing you here I couldn't help but think there is a super model convention in town.

**You're the star I wished upon last night.

**Has anyone ever told your mother she has the most beautiful daughter?

Well, I guess that is [b]more[/b] than a few! Hope this help with the babes. Good luck! [:)]

-RoadDog

Posted: 5/14/2001 1:05:33 AM EDT

[#34]

This is the hardest I have laughed in months.[:D]

Striker, your killin me...

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