Here's the deal.  If you send Goatboy $1.00 in my name, and we ever meet, I'll do the following:



1. If you and I both come to a 4-way stop, I'll let you go first.

2. I'll never shake up your beer before you drink it.

3. I'll pet your dog.

4. I'll compliment your wife's cooking.

5. If you are a Baptist, I'll pretend not to see you in the liquor store.

6. I'll tell your boss that you're doing a great job.

7. I won't take the last available firing lane.

8. I'll tell you that you look tactical.

9. I'll compliment your mother on raising a good son/daughter.

10. I'll tell your son that you could beat me up if your wanted to.

11. I won't take the last doughnut.

12. I'll make a fresh pot of coffee if I take the last cup.

13. I won't fart near you.

14. I'll laugh at your jokes.

15. I'll let you have the parking spot closest to the door.

16. I'll send a letter to Barbra Streisand and tell her that you think she is an idiot.

17. I won't run my car up on your grass.

18. I'll give you a lift if I'm heading that direction.

19. I'll pretend not to notice your combover.

20. I'll ask you if you have lost weight.

21. I won't give you unsolicited advise.

22. I'll listen to your stories that no one else wants to hear.

23. I won't push all of the buttons on the elevator before you get on.

24. I won't throw popcorn at you in the movie theater.

25. I won't borrow your tools.


There it is...25 incredibly valuable services for the low, low price of only one greenback.  That breaks down to only 4 cents per service.  4 cents!  You can't get anything for 4 cents anymore.  Until now, that is.

Who wants in on this excellent opportunity!

hmmmm.....let's see.....help you get your renewal, or make a 20 minute phone call......want me to say hi to my mom for you?

Ok.  I'm in, but I want my letter to Barbara Streisand sent certifed mail return receipt required.

Absolutely.  That's how I send all of my hate mail to Barbra.

But wait. Don't forget #9.



It would sound much better coming from someone like me.

but steyraug was doing a group by on your membership last month for .50 each. i think your trying to rip us off [:D]

mike

SteyrAug was a covert advisor for Enron. Invest at your own risk.

I, on the other hand, will give your money straight to Goatboy.  You can't beat that deal.

You know, you could have entered "Evil's Evil Movie Contest", 3 memberships were given away not even a week ago!

But it would be cool to have people that follow #2.

[;D]

Okay, here is a one-time incentive deal.  If you decide to donate now, I'll:

26. Name my next dog after you.

27. Think of your kindness every time I brush my teeth.

28. Will let you know when I find a good ammo deal.

29. Never berate you for shopping at Wal-Mart.

30. I'll warn you if I catch some no-good kid with your daughter.


Those last five are [b]only[/b] good with this offer.  Please use offer code #23A-RENO with your redemption.

Act Now!  Operators are standing by!

Ummm...

What happened to the "Pix In The News" threads????

I miss them. [:(]

I want your kidney.......Then maybe we can talk [:D]

Okay, here's my counter offer.

I'll be in for 8 cents IF, when and if we ever meet, you do two of the items on your list. BUT I'll only donate the 8 cents if you guess the two that I'm most interested in.

Deal?

ps.  I'd really like all 25 line items, but it's just not in the budget this year.

I'll see you one for a dollar.

It's $20.00 dude,  Whats the problem?

Absolutely!  Here's your chance to contribute!

Whats your paypal id?

You mean 97 cents (after they get their cut)...

Or is it more of a "Donate however much you wish, then add 3%"???