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I can't speak for Clark as Clinton liked him.
Ripper had balls the size of cantelopes. Plus he kept a belt fed machine gun in his golf bag. You gotta admire a guy like that.

[Major Kong]Survival kit contents check. In them you'll find: one 45 caliber automatic, two boxes of ammunition, four days concentrated emergency rations, one drug issue containing antibiotics, morphine, vitamin pills, pep pills, sleeping pills, tranquilizer pills, one miniature combination Roossian phrase book and Bible, one hundred dollars in rubles, one hundred dollars in gold, nine packs of chewing gum, one issue of prophylactics, three lipsticks, three pairs of nylon stockings.

Shoot! A fella could have a pretty good weekend in Dallas with all that stuff.

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Yeah, but he also thought fluoridation was a Communist plot to poison his precious bodily fluids. [:D]