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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Man Gets More Than Phone Cut Off After Mix-Up

Posted: 12/11/2003 6:49:03 AM EDT

Man Gets More Than Phone Cut Off After Mix-Up

MANILA (Reuters) - An irate Filipino housewife sliced off her husband's penis while he slept after she discovered text messages from another woman on his mobile phone.

A local radio station reported the woman rushed her husband to hospital in Manila Thursday when large amounts of blood flowed from his wound, but that she forgot to bring the severed piece of flesh.

Doctors were able to restore his manhood after she raced home to collect the missing piece. The man, a welder, told the radio station he had forgiven his wife.

Callers to the station, reacting to the news, offered helpful hints to wayward husbands such as never sleeping on their backs and always keeping mobile phones tucked under the pillow

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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW?

Posted: 12/11/2003 6:56:31 AM EDT

[#1]

I can attest to the veracity of this piece. My EX-wife attempted to give me a "Filipino Haircut", as well. My buddy Tom's Chinese wife tried to give him one 3 weeks ago. He's now in the PI looking for a new girl... Hopefully one who doesn't like sharp objects!

Posted: 12/11/2003 8:33:26 AM EDT

[#2]

crazy women these days

Posted: 12/11/2003 8:37:09 AM EDT

[#3]

Ouch

Posted: 12/11/2003 8:57:30 AM EDT

[#4]

that you, lorena?

Posted: 12/11/2003 9:12:40 AM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
I can attest to the veracity of this piece. My EX-wife attempted to give me a "Filipino Haircut", as well. My buddy Tom's Chinese wife tried to give him one 3 weeks ago. He's now in the PI looking for a new girl... Hopefully one who doesn't like sharp objects!

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Anyone else getting a clue here? KEEP AWAY FROM THE ASIAN CHICKS!

White girls just take your house and bank account when they get mad.

Posted: 12/11/2003 9:17:27 AM EDT

[#6]

I......can't.....stop......................I just LOVE asian girls.......

Maybe employ barbed wire underwear???

Posted: 12/11/2003 9:22:12 AM EDT

[#7]

I would never give my wife a reason to do that to me BUT if she did it anyway, I'd kill her.

Posted: 12/11/2003 9:47:25 AM EDT

[#8]

Quoted:
I would never give my wife a reason to do that to me BUT if she did it anyway, I'd kill her.

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Words right out of my mouth.

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