Ever Catch Your Parents "Doing The Deed" As A Kid??

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ever Catch Your Parents "Doing The Deed" As A Kid??

Posted: 11/24/2003 2:59:52 PM EDT

Man, what a horrific thing to see at 6!

To all the parents with young kids, just get off your middle aged butt and lock the door.

I remember being the "home protector" as a young kid and hearing some crazy sounds from the other room, had my BB gun and a flashlight but it turned ugly from there.

Got a new bicycle out of it the next day though!

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:02:27 PM EDT

[#1]

Yes, ugh. Thanks for reminding me.

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:04:05 PM EDT

[#2]

[i]sigh[/i]

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:05:40 PM EDT

[#3]

Yes and all I got was to watch TV early that day.

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:06:14 PM EDT

[#4]

Thanks ever so much for sharing, & reminding me of thoughts long since barried.[:(!][puke]

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:07:25 PM EDT

[#5]

Quoted:
[i]sigh[/i]

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Whats your problem?

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:08:10 PM EDT

[#6]

I am eternally grateful that no, I never caught them.

Thank you, Lord, for early blessings!

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:12:37 PM EDT

[#7]

Sigh. Yea, and I got a whoopin by my mom.

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:12:41 PM EDT

[#8]

i live with my grandparents...so...

i thank god every night that i have not.

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:24:15 PM EDT

[#9]

[lolabove][puke]Oopps!

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:25:09 PM EDT

[#10]

Yeah.. I was 8. I'm scarred for life. All it did was bring on "the talk". I wanted to just crawl into a hole and die.

I'd like to do that right now, as a matter of fact. Thanks so much for reminding me. I had almost gotten on with my life.

[>Q]

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:27:18 PM EDT

[#11]

No, but I did find Polaroids they had taken.[puke] Thanks a lot for reminding me. Now I won't be able to sleep or get a woody for weeks.

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:51:29 PM EDT

[#12]

Nah, they quit that stuff after having me.LUCKY ME ![8D]

Posted: 11/24/2003 3:58:11 PM EDT

[#13]

Nope.

But they did catch me!

Posted: 11/24/2003 4:04:52 PM EDT

[#14]

Quoted:
No, but I did find Polaroids they had taken.[puke] Thanks a lot for reminding me. Now I won't be able to sleep or get a woody for weeks.

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[puke]

Oh, goddamn.

I found a dildo once.

I think I'm gonna go find a therapist now.

Posted: 11/24/2003 4:10:47 PM EDT

[#15]

Mom and dad doing the deed!Never "cought"them at it.Heard the"bounce"coming from their bedroom once.Called sister and brother over to listen at the bedroom door.We were giggling so loud I think dad lost his stiffy.He opened the door and cought us.It was ugly.THE DOOR was locked when they wanted to bama-lam."Go outside and play.....click...the door was locked."Mommy and Daddy want to talk"was the rap.

Posted: 11/24/2003 4:12:30 PM EDT

[#16]

As the George Carlin skit went, "My parents never did that, well, maybe my Dad, but not my Mom."

Posted: 11/24/2003 4:17:01 PM EDT

[#17]

Yes, once...they left the door open!

I just turned my head quickly and went to my bedroom.

Posted: 11/24/2003 4:22:44 PM EDT

[#18]

Not only did I catch them doin it, they let me join in! Mom is one hot piece and Dad is a real sport!
Cant wait for Thanksgiving, you want to talk about stuffing the turkey.... OH YEAH!

Posted: 11/24/2003 6:02:24 PM EDT

[#19]

What was it that Rodney Dangerfield used to say ?

"My parents asked me what I wanted for Christmas and I said 'I wan'a watch'

So they let me..."

Posted: 11/24/2003 8:35:20 PM EDT

[#20]

Never caught the 'rents in the act. Never got caught myself either, whether a practice session or the real deal.

Posted: 11/24/2003 8:39:17 PM EDT

[#21]

When I was 10 I heard some God awful noise coming from my mother from the bedroom so I ran to the door and said, "Momma, are you OK?" she replied, "I'm fine hunny, Daddy's just tickling me." Geeeez, you think they could keep it down considering I was right in the next room!

Posted: 11/24/2003 8:44:44 PM EDT

[#22]

Quoted:

Quoted:
No, but I did find Polaroids they had taken.[puke] Thanks a lot for reminding me. Now I won't be able to sleep or get a woody for weeks.

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[puke]

Oh, goddamn.

I found a dildo once.

I think I'm gonna go find a therapist now.

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Oh thats nothing! I found a dildo and some yummy tasting liquid "stuff". Turned out it was that flavored lube. Wonder if she noticed it dwindling down?

Posted: 11/24/2003 8:46:18 PM EDT

[#23]

Quoted:
Yeah.. I was 8. I'm scarred for life. All it did was bring on "the talk". I wanted to just crawl into a hole and die.

I'd like to do that right now, as a matter of fact. Thanks so much for reminding me. I had almost gotten on with my life.

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A neighbor came to my mom one day and said she should talk to me about the birds & bees cuz I was going around asking everyone what a BJ was.

Posted: 11/24/2003 8:48:03 PM EDT

[#24]

:Quote: Oh thats nothing! I found a dildo and some yummy tasting liquid "stuff". Turned out it was that flavored lube. Wonder if she noticed it dwindling down? :End Quote:

I am now stangely aroused... God I need help!

Posted: 11/24/2003 8:50:35 PM EDT

[#25]

No never did. I've been caught many times but not by parents or family. Usually friens that would barge in while nailing the current GF and once banging one of my barmaids in the office on the desk by the owner. he laughed and walked out!

Posted: 11/24/2003 8:50:55 PM EDT

[#26]

Quoted:
:Quote: Oh thats nothing! I found a dildo and some yummy tasting liquid "stuff". Turned out it was that flavored lube. Wonder if she noticed it dwindling down? :End Quote:

I am now stangely aroused... God I need help!

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Oh-no, no, no, no, no, I was eating it! [LOL]

Posted: 11/24/2003 9:01:07 PM EDT

[#27]

Quoted:

Oh-no, no, no, no, no, I was eating it! [LOL]

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Im sorry, but thats some sick shit right there.

Posted: 11/24/2003 9:04:12 PM EDT

[#28]

Quoted:

Quoted:

Oh-no, no, no, no, no, I was eating it! [LOL]

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Im sorry, but thats some sick shit right there.

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Hey I was 8 and I thought it was some sort of liquid candy.

Posted: 11/24/2003 9:05:12 PM EDT

[#29]

And now a real question:

[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=216858[/url]

Posted: 11/24/2003 9:17:59 PM EDT

[#30]

Quoted:
And now a real question:

[url]http://www.ar15.com/forums/topic.html?b=1&f=5&t=216858[/url]

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No, the REAL question is: Have you ever wondered if your parents DO what [b]YOU DO[/b] in the bedroom?

And then there's a song I have on a .wav file that goes something like this.... "Did you ever wonder if your mom gave your dad a blow job just before she kissed you goodnight?" (It's a song! I didn't make it up!!!) [:|]

And, my parents never did it...We're still searching out a star and a stable...[0:)]

Posted: 11/24/2003 9:25:15 PM EDT

[#31]

Yep. I was about 15 and had a room in the basement. I went upstairs to go to the bathroom and I saw it in the their bedroom mirror. I think it was one of the worst things I had ever seen.

Posted: 11/24/2003 9:27:31 PM EDT

[#32]

Yes. once on my mom and dad. i was 4 or 5. another time on the nieghbors when on a sleepover!!! i was around the same age. Thank The good Lord that I cant remember any "details" [puke]

Posted: 11/24/2003 9:36:50 PM EDT

[#33]

One of my smart ass highschool friends asked my parents after they said good night if he could join them. The old man never missed a beat. "Trust me, you won't learn anything.".
Felt a little disappointed in my dad after that. I always figured that when he kissed me goodnight as a kid and after saying goodnight he said,"It's off to the rodeo." he was a wild man.

[ARCHIVED THREAD] - Ever Catch Your Parents "Doing The Deed" As A Kid??

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