I was driving to the video store a while ago and saw a car that appeared to have exploded right in front of the school. This thing is shredded! Car guts all around the parking lot but no apparent damage to the school. I drove by and peeped in to see if there was a gut pile but couldn't see anything so I went home and called the sherrifs dept. They called me back in a few minutes and said there had been a carnival while I was at work today and people paid money to beat the hell out of the car. Color me embarrased! Nothing cool ever happens here in Turdville.

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Quoted: I was driving to the video store a while ago and saw a car that appeared to have exploded right in front of the school. This thing is shredded! Car guts all around the parking lot but no apparent damage to the school. I drove by and peeped in to see if there was a gut pile but couldn't see anything so I went home and called the sherrifs dept. They called me back in a few minutes and said there had been a carnival while I was at work today and people paid money to beat the hell out of the car. Color me embarrased! Nothing cool ever happens here in Turdville.

Americans!!!

Were ya gonna stop for dinner if there was guts???    

Turdville, Turdville Tn.  LOL!

Bob

Dude, my dad's got a killer set of tools...I CAN FIX IT, MAN!

Quoted: Dude, my dad's got a killer set of tools...I CAN FIX IT, MAN!

Heh, Fast Times...


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