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Posted: 11/22/2003 4:39:53 AM EDT
Got this poem out of a copy of American Leigon magazine.  

Honey Detail

The end product of
That outhouse ornate,
Mixed, stirred and lit
By luckless roster numbers
Picked by cruel fate,
Honey Detail.
Oh sarge, put me on point,
Take all my money,
But please, don't make me
Burn that honey.




Link Posted: 11/22/2003 5:56:06 AM EDT
[#1]
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Link Posted: 11/22/2003 1:39:52 PM EDT
[#2]
Shit disturber!
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 1:44:25 PM EDT
[#3]
I heard, or rather read one that goes something like this:

And when he died,
to saint peter he would tell,
"Reporting for duty sir,
I've served my time in hell."
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 2:11:19 PM EDT
[#4]
Burning shit is a, well, shit detail.
But somebody has got to do it.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 2:39:32 PM EDT
[#5]
Isn't it funny how long it actually takes shit to burn? I remember being on that detail and it took ALL DAY for that shit to burn. Literally all day. We tried it with various amounts of diesel and the length of time required to burn never changed.

The worst was when you got shit on your hands pulling the cans out of their little houses. Yuck.

OK, I'm done reminiscing about burning shit now. Thanks for listening.
Link Posted: 11/22/2003 3:12:35 PM EDT
[#6]

Quoted:

Isn't it funny how long it actually takes shit to burn? I remember being on that detail and it took ALL DAY for that shit to burn. Literally all day. We tried it with various amounts of diesel and the length of time required to burn never changed.




Shoulda used C4 and WP.
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