Loved the story, but here's how I play "I CAN TOP THAT"....
I own a Boxer. Boxers are VERY intelligent..this one is no different. She poops in the house at times...IF she's mad at me. She knows it ticks me off, so she uses it as a tool.
Well, one cold, snowing morning in the Hoosier land (Indiana for you who didn't know that) (2" or so on the ground) I get up at 0530 and go to let her out the back door. Normally, I let her stretch the leash out, then I close the door on the handle, so she can't go anywhere, and I CAN go...to the can. :I
This particular morning, she catches sight of a rabbit. She shoots after it, Just as I am closing the door on the leash handle. She ripped my hand through the small gap in the doorjam, and takes the skin off my knuckles in the process. Needless to say, I dropped the leash handle and off to the woods she went after Mr. Bunny.
I am rather ticked off, and now I'm running through the woods yelling for her, Barefoot and in my underwear (not using very clean language mind you) and all the neighbors are turning their porch lights on to figure out what is happening. (Most probably figured "Oh, it's Vining running around in his skivies again") Needless to say, I got ahold of that dog, and drug her back in by her collar, letting her have an ear full the whole way. She didn't get to 'potty' while she was chasing Mr. Bunny.
So, I go in and get in the shower, and I smell Dog poop. Figuring she pooped in the bathroom, I got out of the shower, didn't find any poo, looked down the hallway, no poo, checked by the TV and back door (her favorite spots)...NO POO!
I finished my shower, got out, did the other 2 S's and went to get dressed in the bedroom. I found it! Yep, Right in the middle of my bed. Stoopid dog left a pile right on top of my covers. It's also important to point out that I HAD JUST WASHED MY SHEETS the day before (an occasion in itself).
My Brother came out of his room to rescue her from me. Needless to say, she and I had a 'face to face' chat about that one. Never happened since, though. ^ If I could only figure out which of us won!
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