I Am Your Worst Nightmare. I am a BAD American.

I like big Trucks and big Guns.

I believe the money I make belongs to me and my family, not some
mid-level governmental functionary with a bad comb-over who wants to
give
it
away to crack addicts squirting out babies.

I'm not in touch with my feelings and I like it that way, damn it!

I believe no one ever died because of something Ozzy Osbourne, Ice-T
or Marilyn Manson sang.

I think owning a gun doesn't make you a killer.

* I believe it's called the Boy Scouts for a reason.

* I don't think being a minority makes you noble or victimized.

* I believe that if you are selling me a Big Mac, you'd better do it
in English.
* I don't use the excuse "it's for the children" as a shield for
unpopular
opinions or actions.

* I think fireworks should be legal on the 4th of July.
* I think that being a student doesn't give you any more enlightenment
than
working at Blockbuster. In fact, if your parents are footing the bill
to put your pansy ass through 4-7 years of college, you haven't begun to
be
enlightened.

I believe everyone has a right to pray to his or her God or gods,
just leave the rest of us out of it.

This also applies to sexuality. Hillary Clinton is a carpet-munching
lesbian.

My heroes are John Wayne, Homer Simpson, Al Bundy and whoever
canceled Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman.

I don't hate the rich. I don't pity the poor.

* I know wrestling is fake and I don't waste my time arguing about it.

* I think global warming is a big lie. Where are all those experts now,

when
I am freezing my ass through a long winter?

* I've never owned a slave, or was a slave, I didn't wander forty years
in
the desert after getting chased out of Egypt, I haven't burned any
witches
or
been persecuted by the Turks and neither have you, so shut-the-#$%!-up
already.

* I want to know which church is it exactly where the Rev. Jessie
Jackson
preaches. And where does he get his money. And why is he always part of
the
problem and not the solution.

* I think the cops have every right to shoot your sorry ass if you're
running
from them. I also think they have the right to pull your ass over
if you are breaking the law, regardless of what color you are.

* I think if you are too stupid to know how a ballot works, I don't
want you deciding who should be running the most powerful nation the
world
for
the next four years.

* I hate those bastards standing in the intersections trying to sell
me crap or trying to guilt me into making 'donations' to their cause.
These
people
should be targets.

* I think if you are in the passing lane, and not passing, your license
should be revoked, and you should be forced to ride the bus until you
promise
to never delay the rest of us again.

* I think beef jerky &n Pizza could quite possibly be the perfect
foods.
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* I believe that it doesn't take a village to raise a child, it takes
two
parents

* I think tattoos and piercing are fine if you want them, but please
don't
pretend they are a political statement.
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* I think Dr. Seuss was a genius.

* If urinating on our Flag, Mother Mary, or Jesus is what you call
Art.  A baseball bat upside your head is what I call Freedom of
expression.
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* I'm neither angry nor disenfranchised, no matter how desperately the
mainstream media would like the world to believe otherwise.

* I believe if she has her lips on your willie, it is sex, and it is
sex
for
both of you. This even applies when she has self esteem issues, and you
are
President of the United States. "Is" means "is", dumbass.

* If that makes me a BAD American, then yes, I'm a BAD American. If
you too are a BAD American please forward this to everyone you know. We
need our country back!

Seems like espousing this stuff would make me a GOOD American. [:)]