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Posted: 12/21/2017 5:54:35 PM EDT

This was in the NRA shooting illustrated. Pretty dumb advertising in my opinion.

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Posted: 12/21/2017 5:55:27 PM EDT

[#1]

I could've told you that before I saw the ad.

Posted: 12/21/2017 5:55:40 PM EDT

[#2]

It'd go well with one of those Bear Grylls Chinamart survival knives.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:01:22 PM EDT

[#3]

I really like my PMR30. I will be getting the carbine version eventually.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:01:25 PM EDT

[#4]

A Keltec P3AT regularly hitches a ride in the pocket of my cargo shorts in summer for years. I guess I need to try a swig of urine.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:02:18 PM EDT

[#5]

That's a retarded add

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:02:34 PM EDT

[#6]

In before the savage meme

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:02:57 PM EDT

[#7]

lol

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:03:05 PM EDT

[#8]

Worst ad ever

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:03:19 PM EDT

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lol

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:16:39 PM EDT

[#10]

Nope.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:20:57 PM EDT

[#11]

I like gold! I like showers!

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:48 PM EDT

[#12]

Probably a better chance of having to drink piss in a survival situation than obtaining an RDB...the original one with the pistol grip and not the abomination in that ad

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:58 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:22:58 PM EDT

[#14]

That 'gun' resembles a mandildo more than an actual gun.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:27:49 PM EDT

[#15]

Bought the wife a PMR30 this year and neither of us drink urine.

Held that rifle at the NRA show and really liked it. Pretty retarded advertising tho.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:48:16 PM EDT

[#16]

is that the Cali compliant model?

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:49:47 PM EDT

[#17]

WTF? Targeting a new demographic?

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:53:39 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/21/2017 6:55:17 PM EDT

[#19]

Worst ad ever.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:55:55 PM EDT

[#20]

I like.

Posted: 12/21/2017 6:57:42 PM EDT

[#21]

That's actually me in the picture...

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:05:13 PM EDT

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It ain't that bad!!!!

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:08:07 PM EDT

[#23]

Well, the ad does catch your attention...

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:10:02 PM EDT

[#24]

Depends on who’s urine.

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:17:33 PM EDT

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For those who’d drink their own urine, there’s KelTec.
For those who’d drink Tay Tay’s urine, there’s every other gun ever made ever

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:18:27 PM EDT

[#26]

This really is the stupidest ad for any product I’ve ever seen. Please tell me this is fake and that I’ve been duped

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:18:50 PM EDT

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You're right, they should have left that bit out.

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:19:52 PM EDT

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That's a retarded add

You're right, they should have left that bit out.

But it’s got you talking about it hasn’t it.

Posted: 12/21/2017 7:20:15 PM EDT

[#29]

If you've ever made your S/O squirt in her own mouth before does that mean you have to buy her this rifle?

or is it not....?

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:07:58 PM EDT

[#30]

My own take on it. It's a super light carbine (5lbs) with 16.1" barrel and 1.5MOA with hunting ammo (my test with with WInchester Silvertip 55gr). Not much felt recoil. Decent iron sight radius, with irons folding out of the way of optics. I didn't like the grip-less look at first, but it puts the strong hand right around the bore line, making pointing very intuitive. For me, the length of pull was prefect with the stock collapsed, but it was made extendable to make the rifle legal (OAL extended is 26.2", collapsed 24.5") and for greater comfort in sitting firing position.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:12:22 PM EDT

[#31]

Gotta love those high powered advertising Gods

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:13:46 PM EDT

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Probably a better chance of having to drink piss in a survival situation than obtaining an RDB...the original one with the pistol grip and not the abomination in that ad

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Exactly this.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:16:11 PM EDT

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For years when Sub-2000s were simply unobtainable, Kel-Tec would run ads for them in NRA magazines every month. It always baffled me.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:17:23 PM EDT

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http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/53932-1/RDB-S_M1carbine_comparison_D6A2387web.jpg

http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/53929-1/MP5-RDB-S_comparison_D6A9361ad-web.jpg

My own take on it. It's a super light carbine (5lbs) with 16.1" barrel and 1.5MOA with hunting ammo (my test with with WInchester Silvertip 55gr). Not much felt recoil. Decent iron sight radius, with irons folding out of the way of optics. I didn't like the grip-less look at first, but it puts the strong hand right around the bore line, making pointing very intuitive. For me, the length of pull was prefect with the stock collapsed, but it was made extendable to make the rifle legal (OAL extended is 26.2", collapsed 24.5") and for greater comfort in sitting firing position.

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lol I thought "those are obviously Oleg Volk photos." Then I noticed who posted them.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:17:35 PM EDT

[#35]

Fuck Kel-Tec and their shitty high volume marketing, low product output business model. I guess urine drinking is a thing over there.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:19:35 PM EDT

[#36]

Lol, funny, I know a dozen or so people who work there, they are getting jars of piss for Christmas

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:20:01 PM EDT

[#37]

The Sub2k is a fine gun...never been drunk enough to drink my own piss.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:20:18 PM EDT

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http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/53932-1/RDB-S_M1carbine_comparison_D6A2387web.jpg

http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/53929-1/MP5-RDB-S_comparison_D6A9361ad-web.jpg

My own take on it. It's a super light carbine (5lbs) with 16.1" barrel and 1.5MOA with hunting ammo (my test with with WInchester Silvertip 55gr). Not much felt recoil. Decent iron sight radius, with irons folding out of the way of optics. I didn't like the grip-less look at first, but it puts the strong hand right around the bore line, making pointing very intuitive. For me, the length of pull was prefect with the stock collapsed, but it was made extendable to make the rifle legal (OAL extended is 26.2", collapsed 24.5") and for greater comfort in sitting firing position.

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Huh.... Never knew Oleg was a member here.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:20:57 PM EDT

[#39]

Is the implication that they understand the ban states are in a crappy situation and are making due?

Or is it not as deep.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:22:52 PM EDT

[#40]

It curtainly grabs your attention. I'm sure all the Kel Tec piss fedish crowd will love it.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:23:54 PM EDT

[#41]

Id rather drink OP's piss then ever own a KelTec.

YMMV.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:25:48 PM EDT

[#42]

Same rag that allow Mitchells Mausers to advertise their humped rifles to the rubes so no surprise about the frozen golden shower ad.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:45:36 PM EDT

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http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/53932-1/RDB-S_M1carbine_comparison_D6A2387web.jpg

http://olegvolk.net/gallery/d/53929-1/MP5-RDB-S_comparison_D6A9361ad-web.jpg

My own take on it. It's a super light carbine (5lbs) with 16.1" barrel and 1.5MOA with hunting ammo (my test with with WInchester Silvertip 55gr). Not much felt recoil. Decent iron sight radius, with irons folding out of the way of optics. I didn't like the grip-less look at first, but it puts the strong hand right around the bore line, making pointing very intuitive. For me, the length of pull was prefect with the stock collapsed, but it was made extendable to make the rifle legal (OAL extended is 26.2", collapsed 24.5") and for greater comfort in sitting firing position.

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Nice review.

Sorta want one.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:50:41 PM EDT

[#44]

Urine trouble if you need that for survival.

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:56:29 PM EDT

[#45]

Although I currently don’t own a single Kel-Tec they are my favorite gun company.

So much innovation from that company, I don’t think there’s even a close second in that department. A lot of balls too, some of the stuff they’ve put out over the years have been waaaaaaay out there ??

Posted: 12/24/2017 3:58:44 PM EDT

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Posted: 12/24/2017 4:04:04 PM EDT

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I like Kel Tec but what a poorly designed firearm.

You hear a bump in the night jump out of bed and grab your Kel tec. God forbid you need to defend yourself you are dropping brass casings on your bare feet. Ever step on a lego?
No thanks what a piece of shit.

Posted: 12/24/2017 4:09:21 PM EDT

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Nice review.

Sorta want one.

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Same. But, as much as I like the KelTecs I have, I'm having a hard time thinking they're durable enough to be stomping around in the woods in a survival situation.

Posted: 12/24/2017 4:11:11 PM EDT

[#49]

Mmmm pisss

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Posted: 12/24/2017 4:15:30 PM EDT

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I like Kel Tec but what a poorly designed firearm.

You hear a bump in the night jump out of bed and grab your Kel tec. God forbid you need to defend yourself you are dropping brass casings on your bare feet. Ever step on a lego?
No thanks what a piece of shit.

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The hot brass dance will make you harder to hit with return fire.

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