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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:51:00 AM EDT

A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.
The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.
A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.
Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'

But then this is posted on the Chinese state-run military newspaper.
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Posted: 8/24/2017 12:51:51 AM EDT

[#1]

What are their username(s)?

Posted: 8/24/2017 12:52:24 AM EDT

[#2]

"testicular veins"

Can confirm.

Posted: 8/24/2017 12:56:07 AM EDT

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A rising number of young Chinese people are failing fitness tests required to join the army because they are too fat and masturbate too much, state media has proclaimed.
The high rejection rate has triggered concerns that there are not enough youths in good physical condition to fill the ranks of the Chinese army.
A poor diet and frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins, are believed to be behind falling fitness levels, according to a report published in state-run military newspaper the People’s Liberation Army Daily.
Young Chinese are 'too fat and masturbate too much to pass army fitness tests'
But then this is posted on the Chinese state-run military newspaper.
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Not a fan of Communist China but I do agree with this hetero-normative statement...
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"A war zone does not need weak 'pretty boys'. Only strong young men can shoulder the responsibility of protecting the nation," said netizen Xu Xuewei in an online comment....

Posted: 8/24/2017 12:59:04 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/24/2017 1:01:29 AM EDT

[#5]

Dim sum big veins

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:02:07 AM EDT

[#6]

WTF...LOL

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:04:23 AM EDT

[#7]

Something something have they been Turning Japanese?

Too much Wang Chung Tonight?

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:04:28 AM EDT

[#8]

How much of a military would we have if you got rejected if you masturbated too much and had strong testicular vains?

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:07:39 AM EDT

[#9]

General tso must be pissed everyone isn't passing their pt tests...

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:12:10 AM EDT

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50 years of a one child per couple policy resulted in aborting girl babies in favor of boy babies. This has left a very uneven male to female ratio in China. If 'em fatboys ain't jackin' it, them four legged wooly girls are gonna get mighty sore. I suspect that General Chinaman would rather have dick jackers than Panda pumpers in his Army.

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:12:18 AM EDT

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Well, I'm more than willing to put some of those unused '56's to good use!

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:20:23 AM EDT

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General Tso's Choked Chicken?

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:22:23 AM EDT

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I've seen some pretty husky dudes in the PLA in photos and videos online

But they may have been officers, they have no standards for officers

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:23:35 AM EDT

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Chickita china the Chinese chicken.

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:37:25 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/24/2017 1:45:38 AM EDT

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How--and why--do they measure testicular veins? Why do the seem to care so much about how much their young men masturbate? I think that says a lot about their culture.

Posted: 8/24/2017 1:58:56 AM EDT

[#17]

I guess they don't FAP around when it comes to selecting recruits!

Posted: 8/24/2017 3:47:05 AM EDT

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We could send them a bunch of Trannys...

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:06:01 AM EDT

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Confucius say beware man with large veins on scrotum. He pleasures himself at the expense of his nation.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:11:54 AM EDT

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You jerk your drumstick now the army's bitching!

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:19:02 AM EDT

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How--and why--do they measure testicular veins? Why do the seem to care so much about how much their young men masturbate? I think that says a lot about their culture.

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They may be referring to varicocele condition. Go ahead, search that shit.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:22:36 AM EDT

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Wait, so abnormally large veins. So my doctor can tell if I....

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:22:40 AM EDT

[#23]

It amazes me that masturbation is part of an army fitness test.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:22:48 AM EDT

[#24]

'Murican psyops was successful?
Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:23:16 AM EDT

[#25]

Is that what the "oldest man on earth" is looking for at MEPS?

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:28:01 AM EDT

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Man wit too much large testicol vein feel ballsy all day rong.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:46:49 AM EDT

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no more usmc

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:47:23 AM EDT

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This is what happens when you have a one child policy and only that man can inherit property, lots of women get downed in the river, or thrown off a cliff, China has fucked themselves some literally.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:52:04 AM EDT

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'Murican psyops was successful?
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Added to that the Chiese banned the one activity that would have had them running around outside and getting them some experience with tactics/cover etc. -> Airsoft(*)

(*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:54:34 AM EDT

[#30]

Woah, reminds me of me in my yute

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:55:24 AM EDT

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Chickita china the Chinese chicken.

You jerk your drumstick now the army's bitching!

Watching spankbang with no lights on.

Posted: 8/24/2017 4:55:32 AM EDT

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Added to that the Chiese banned the one activity that would have had them running around outside and getting them some experience with tactics/cover etc. -> Airsoft(*)

(*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc.

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'Murican psyops was successful?
Export porn, fastfood, videogames and watch your up and coming enemy jack itself off into oblivion.

Added to that the Chiese banned the one activity that would have had them running around outside and getting them some experience with tactics/cover etc. -> Airsoft(*)

(*) I know arfcom hates Airsoft but over herre it gets young people into guns etc.

If would be bad enough if China banned Airsoft. Life in prison for Airsoft guns? Really?

Personally I won't knock anything that gets people outside and exercising. Bonus points if it gets them into firearms.

Posted: 8/24/2017 5:17:25 AM EDT

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Testicular veins aside, we're pretty much in the same situation.

Americans ages 18-24 have one or more of the following disqualifications for service:

Too fat
Drug charges
Can't pass the ASVAB
Take psych meds
Random medical issues
Single parents
GED without 15 college credits

Posted: 8/24/2017 5:25:00 AM EDT

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Jerking off makes your ball veins grow?

Posted: 8/24/2017 8:21:29 AM EDT

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Masturbating causes excessively large testicular veins? If that were the case mine would have been the size of my forearms.

I do have poor eye sight so that wive's tale is true.

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:22:43 AM EDT

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There'd be like 3 people in the USMC!

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:24:21 AM EDT

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"frequent masturbation, leading to abnormally large testicular veins"

Off to check ...

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:24:44 AM EDT

[#38]

Just trying to be moar like Americans

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:25:20 AM EDT

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Posted: 8/24/2017 11:26:44 AM EDT

[#40]

Ho lee fuk

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:27:19 AM EDT

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Off to Google pics of testicular veins to know whether I masturbate too much.

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:28:00 AM EDT

[#42]

see... they just keep catching up to the US

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:28:53 AM EDT

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You're an ARFCOMer. I wager that you do.

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:29:57 AM EDT

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Off to Google pics of testicular veins to know whether I masturbate too much.

You're an ARFCOMer. I wager that you do.

I'm typing this reply with my left hand.

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:30:47 AM EDT

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If a firm can't find labor (and governments offer the military training as well, so no excuses there), it isn't paying enough. Displacing blame is stupid.

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:31:47 AM EDT

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Whatever happened to hairy palms?

And were they blind the whole time?

Posted: 8/24/2017 11:37:52 AM EDT

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Masturbating causes excessively large testicular veins? If that were the case mine would have been the size of my forearms.

I do have poor eye sight so that wive's tale is true.

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From the article: It also reduced eyesight requirements. Nearly 70 percent of high school and university students in China are nearsighted, according to Peking University.who'd a thunk it.