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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:49:12 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:50:43 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:50:57 PM EDT
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She looks like she rides horses...
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:51:39 PM EDT
[#3]
Savage
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:51:43 PM EDT
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At least you got one to talk to you, I can't even manage that. On match no less.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:52:33 PM EDT
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Plenty of fatties
Try bumble instead. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:53:03 PM EDT
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At least you got one to talk to you, I can't even manage that. On match no less. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:53:08 PM EDT
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I was banging left-and-right but i had two rules
1) Must not be crazy 2) must not have penis. ...Rule #1 was flexible depending on boobie size. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:54:26 PM EDT
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Have you tried being tall? The problem is the other direction.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:54:59 PM EDT
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1. Be attractive
2. Don't be unattractive 3. Be tall |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:55:06 PM EDT
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Dick pics are always a good ice breaker.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 10:55:33 PM EDT
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I'm 6'0 The problem is the other direction. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:00:00 PM EDT
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I live in Charlotte NC, are you talking Gastonia as in West of Charlotte? Cause if you are, you're absolutely correct. She probably thinks you ain't got nothing on her brother, her first true live.... |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:01:38 PM EDT
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I live in Charlotte NC, are you talking Gastonia as in West of Charlotte? Cause if you are, you're absolutely correct. She probably thinks you ain't got nothing on her brother, her first true live.... 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:02:29 PM EDT
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That is a pretty lame opening comment, but I have a really hard time believing it is the douchiest thing said to her.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:04:00 PM EDT
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1. Be attractive 2. Don't be unattractive 3. Be tall In any smaller locality there are only like 5-10 guys who have fucked every hottie in their area on POF. The other 1000 guys don't even get messages. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:04:45 PM EDT
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You started out strong, then failed with the second comment. Shoulda been a quick one liner, then get her number. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:06:00 PM EDT
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Southern girls are proud of their shit hole towns. They also don't enjoy teeth or weight jokes.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:09:14 PM EDT
[#18]
Try grinder, probably have better luck.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:10:51 PM EDT
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Dick pics are always a good ice breaker. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:11:55 PM EDT
[#20]
Too many fatties, there my friend.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:12:09 PM EDT
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Try grinder, probably have better luck. 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:22:28 PM EDT
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:27:31 PM EDT
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Quote History |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:28:02 PM EDT
[#24]
Best not to start by insulting their town I'd say.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:29:51 PM EDT
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You should have doubled down instead of backtracking.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:29:56 PM EDT
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Gotta give some love to Tinder. Met my girl via that. Been together over a year now. Hands down best relationship I've ever had. Gonna put a ring on it.
We both joke that we never expected this to happen from Tinder. 
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:37:15 PM EDT
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At least you won the competition for douchiest line, should have asked her what the prize was.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:41:00 PM EDT
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We all like to bash the fine girls of Gastonia. But I dicked so many at the west end pool hall back in the day that I can not judge.
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:41:20 PM EDT
[#29]
Dont be a prince charming, dominate and rule these slam pigs
Use an alias Discard slam pig for another slam pig Dating accomplished |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:46:40 PM EDT
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So, Gastonia is like Porter was here back in the 80s?
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:47:53 PM EDT
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This is true. In any smaller locality there are only like 5-10 guys who have fucked every hottie in their area on POF. The other 1000 guys don't even get messages. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:48:16 PM EDT
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Judging from these responses Gastonia sounds like a real shithole.
If it's a known shithole, and if she's the kind of girl that would take offense to someone calling it a shithole, then she's probably crazy. Good roasting. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:49:21 PM EDT
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You should have doubled down instead of backtracking. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:56:52 PM EDT
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Judging from these responses Gastonia sounds like a real shithole. If it's a known shithole, and if she's the kind of girl that would take offense to someone calling it a shithole, then she's probably crazy. Good roasting. Ever heard of the phrase "trailer park feet"? It's been a fashion trend there for decades. She might even have a sistermommy or uncledaddy. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:57:39 PM EDT
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POF sucks just as much as your text game does. You got a response from her in the form of a shit test which means you piqued her curiosity but you failed to hold your frame. Google "heartiste text game" and read up.
I would have told her "I see those charm school lessons paid off", ignored her next response and went for the number and told her the first round is on her. Bottom line is the harder you laugh at your own messages the more they like them. There was a huge thread on here about using GD thread titles for Tinder openers, hilarious and effective. Or hell she practically left the door open for you to say "what do I win" which is eventually sex. You need game bro, badly. |
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Posted: 8/21/2017 11:59:53 PM EDT
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Next time try "Gastonia huh? Love that place. Lots of cool peeps there".
It's not hard at all to play the stupid game. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:00:29 AM EDT
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Yup, that's the Gastonia in question Quote HistoryQuoted:
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I live in Charlotte NC, are you talking Gastonia as in West of Charlotte? Cause if you are, you're absolutely correct. She probably thinks you ain't got nothing on her brother, her first true live.... |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:01:43 AM EDT
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You can't speak to females the way you post on this board, they are the lesser sex and have no sense of humor.
Send her a picture of your dick, women really dig that. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:03:29 AM EDT
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POF sucks just as much as your text game does. You got a response from her in the form of a shit test which means you piqued her curiosity but you failed to hold your frame. Google "heartiste text game" and read up. I would have told her "I see those charm school lessons paid off", ignored her next response and went for the number and told her the first round is on her. Bottom line is the harder you laugh at your own messages the more they like them. There was a huge thread on here about using GD thread titles for Tinder openers, hilarious and effective. Or hell she practically left the door open for you to say "what do I win" which is eventually sex. You need game bro, badly. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:05:01 AM EDT
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You can't speak to females the way you post on this board, they are the lesser sex and have no sense of humor. Send her a picture of your dick, women really dig that.  that's where you're wrong kiddo
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:06:58 AM EDT
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Plenty of fatties
Try bumble instead. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:11:20 AM EDT
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"Wolfe’s current venture is Bumble, a self-proclaimed feminist dating app where women have to make the first move" |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:15:23 AM EDT
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Gastown.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:16:34 AM EDT
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You internet dating tards are double-tarded Crayon-eating Mofos.
Thanks for the verification. Again. I remember when you could just look an actual, real, live girl in the eyes, and then decide if you wanted to try your window licker lines on her. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:20:07 AM EDT
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You internet dating tards are double-tarded Crayon-eating Mofos. Thanks for the verification. Again. I remember when you could just look an actual, real, live girl in the eyes, and then decide if you wanted to try your window licker lines on her. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:22:36 AM EDT
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that's your message?
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Posted: 8/22/2017 12:23:02 AM EDT
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Yeah, you can go to the local pub and pick from the 6 girls there. Or you can open Tinder and pick from 100 girls and have her meet you at the pub. Dating has moved on. We don't sip lemonade on her parents porch swing anymore either gramps. That's workin well for ya, Baby Daddy. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 10:33:38 AM EDT
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Lots of fat chicks on pof.
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Posted: 8/22/2017 10:36:30 AM EDT
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If Ammon Goeth had the internet........
You're far too pretty to be a Jew, tell me, you're really not a Jew, are you? Let me post........ OP, you retarded twatwaffle. |
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Posted: 8/22/2017 10:44:37 AM EDT
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I've had more success with OkCupid. Seems to be a higher grade of women on there versus POF. I'm sure it's probably location dependent though.
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