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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:24:02 PM EDT

Well? What sayeth the Hive?

Standers?

Sitters?

Squatters, right?

I don't recall ever seeing this discussed, at least nowhere near as much as tranny shit.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:26:47 PM EDT

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IBTL, bitches

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:27:19 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:27:56 PM EDT

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Poop thread

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:28:00 PM EDT

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Sit like girl... how the f so you even get yourself clean standing? Sitting gives you access to all the dirty bits

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:29:17 PM EDT

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Locked, really?

All the threads on tranny stuff & personal hygiene isn't allowed

What about the "Questioning" wipers?

This may help by way of peer pressure.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:30:00 PM EDT

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Locked, really?

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Poop threads always get locked. . .

ALSO...

IBTL

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:30:30 PM EDT

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I do squats when I shit

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:31:46 PM EDT

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Dafuq?
How do you wipe your ass standing up?

Like physically how? How do you posture yourself in the shitter? How do you get it all without smearing it all over your ass crack?

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:32:05 PM EDT

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#powerdump

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:32:11 PM EDT

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Ibtl.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:03 PM EDT

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Mea culpa.

It was not intended to upset the Mods, just a curiosity as I don't recall ever seeing it asked here--and let's face it, there's some really whacky stuff here.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:24 PM EDT

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I don't recall ever seeing this discussed, at least nowhere near as much as tranny shit.

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You don't recall because they always get locked pretty quick.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:37 PM EDT

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FUCK YEAH!

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:33:42 PM EDT

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I just don't bother.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:34:09 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:34:15 PM EDT

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Locked, really?

All the threads on tranny stuff & personal hygiene isn't allowed

What about the "Questioning" wipers?

This may help by way of peer pressure.

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You've been here since '04 and don't know poop threads aren't allowed? What kind of shit is that?

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:35:17 PM EDT

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inb4 bidet squad

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:35:37 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:36:12 PM EDT

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Hey slims

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:36:41 PM EDT

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I have nothing to contribute.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:37:04 PM EDT

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What's up homie?

I'm just upping my post count like a good whore.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:37:05 PM EDT

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I shit while squating on the seat. Let's you empty your bowels better and usually results in a dry wipe.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:37:12 PM EDT

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The answer is with a bidet like a civilised person.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:00 PM EDT

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Wiping your own ass is for faggots.

Wait.... What are we talking about again?

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:09 PM EDT

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A bidet is a waterfountain for your asshole correct?

Gotta love the civilized world. Some countries struggle to get good water, and we just use it to clean our assholes.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:24 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:38 PM EDT

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What do you want to talk about? This is a post whore thread. Anything goes.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:38:49 PM EDT

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I stand, legs slightly wider than the shoulders, with a slight bend at the waist whilst bare-handing it. I toss what I can into the little garbage can than spackel the remainder on the wall.

This reminds me, I better go warsh my hand...

...seriously, how is this a question? Do some of you all really stand to wipe your ass

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:39:16 PM EDT

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That's a good one. I might have to save it and use it to respond to one of IceAuger's stupid posts in the race thread.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:39:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:42:40 PM EDT

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I love free post threads.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:42:55 PM EDT

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OP, do you wipe other people's asses?

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:43:53 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:43:54 PM EDT

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Dafuq?
How do you wipe your ass standing up?

Like physically how? How do you posture yourself in the shitter? How do you get it all without smearing it all over your ass crack?

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OP went to public schools.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:44:27 PM EDT

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Posted: 6/24/2017 6:45:12 PM EDT

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It's not locked yet & I haven't gotten spanked yet.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:45:34 PM EDT

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I made it!!

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:45:59 PM EDT

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IBTL.

OP sits to pee.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:46:11 PM EDT

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It's not locked yet & I haven't gotten spanked yet.

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That's because no one wants to report it. We just post whore until the mods lock it.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:46:44 PM EDT

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OP sits to pee.

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I have been known to get drunk enough that sitting to pee is the smart option so I don't have to mop the bathroom.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:47:12 PM EDT

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That's a good one. I might have to save it and use it to respond to one of IceAuger's stupid posts in the race thread.

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Hehe, I hadn't thought of that

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:47:50 PM EDT

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OP, do you wipe other people's asses?

Sometimes. I'm a surgeon who does endoscopy, like colonoscopy, in addition to operations, like appendectomy, gall bladders, colon cancer, etc. So, yes, I clean up after I scope, but people are virtually always laying on their left side in fetal position.

I try to be nice.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:47:53 PM EDT

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Post count

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:48:31 PM EDT

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Hehe, I hadn't thought of that

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I really pissed him off last week with a drunk post.

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:48:34 PM EDT

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IBTL

Posted: 6/24/2017 6:48:45 PM EDT

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Sometimes. I'm a surgeon who does endoscopy, like colonoscopy, in addition to operations, like appendectomy, gall bladders, colon cancer, etc. So, yes, I clean up after I scope, but people are virtually always laying on their left side in fetal position.

I try to be nice.

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TMI.