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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:34:01 AM EDT
Are these still a thing? Childish?
My wife left one on my neck last night that had her fearful that I was going to throw a clot and stroke out  . Now today everyone is staring at this monster black spot on my neck like I'm disfigured. We almost always leave little hickeys on each other, but this thing is a monstrosity. One of her coworkers recently made the comment to her, "I'm so jealous of you; you got a new car, your husband always brings you stuff, and you obviously have awesome sex since you always have a hickey". 
inb4humblebrag inb4capnprobthread |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:35:54 AM EDT
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I still suck on my arm to make myself feel better about being lonely ...
Just kidding. The GF leaves them on my neck sometimes. I'm not a fan because I'm supposed to be professional at work
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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:36:20 AM EDT
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What are you in 7th grade? Hickeys mean awesome sex (humblebrag???)
Good Lord.... Time to act like a grown up. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:37:22 AM EDT
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Nope, never understood the whole "sucking on a neck" thing
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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:38:50 AM EDT
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I always told my wife if you're willing to suck on my neck then you can suck on my dick. Now everybody looks at this big bruise like thing on my dick and says "wow, I bet you had awesome sex last night." Then I put my dick away.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 9:46:30 AM EDT
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What are you in 7th grade? Hickeys mean awesome sex (humblebrag???) Good Lord.... Time to act like a grown up. Make me
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Posted: 4/21/2017 10:47:39 AM EDT
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Unless your wife's hicky is like this one, i'm not impressed.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 10:55:47 AM EDT
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not purposefully....but having a good time will usually leave a mark or two...
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Posted: 4/21/2017 10:57:54 AM EDT
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Ah yes, several times.. In fucking high school..
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Posted: 4/21/2017 10:57:57 AM EDT
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Hickeys on your dick are best hickeys.
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Posted: 4/21/2017 11:05:22 AM EDT
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I accidentally gave my girlfriend one a few months ago. She was able to hide it with turtlenecks and other clothing.
She "accidentally" gave me one that was a pain to hide. I don't think it was on accident. We both agreed to be more careful now. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 11:09:10 AM EDT
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I still suck on my arm to make myself feel better about being lonely ... Just kidding. The GF leaves them on my neck sometimes. I'm not a fan because I'm supposed to be professional at work |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 11:32:23 AM EDT
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What are you in 7th grade? Hickeys mean awesome sex (humblebrag???) Good Lord.... Time to act like a grown up.
Or have at it! Id rather have hickeys than be posting about my sex drought from another thread. |
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Posted: 4/21/2017 11:33:33 AM EDT
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Not since freshman year in college
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