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Posted: 4/20/2017 7:21:24 PM EDT
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:23:04 PM EDT
[#1]
He hates these cans.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:39:22 PM EDT
[#2]
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:47:52 PM EDT
[#4]
So I got that goin' for me, which is nice.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:49:37 PM EDT
[#5]
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:50:39 PM EDT
[#6]
Here let me help you



Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:51:24 PM EDT
[#7]
Right into the lumber yard.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:51:35 PM EDT
[#8]
Somebody step on a duck?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:57:22 PM EDT
[#9]
You'll get nothing and like it!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:58:50 PM EDT
[#10]
What are you doing in this nape of the woods.  Neck of the wape.  Why are you here?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:14:57 PM EDT
[#11]
This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.

Oh, it looks good on you though.

Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:16:20 PM EDT
[#12]
How do you measure yourself against other golfers?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:16:24 PM EDT
[#13]
Hey Whitey, where's your hat?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:19:11 PM EDT
[#14]
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This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.

Oh, it looks good on you though.

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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:23:03 PM EDT
[#15]
somebody step on a duck?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:25:41 PM EDT
[#16]
Nnnnnnooooooonaaan!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:28:09 PM EDT
[#17]
Pick up that blood!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:28:19 PM EDT
[#18]
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:29:09 PM EDT
[#19]
I'm a, I'm a veg, Danny...
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:29:24 PM EDT
[#20]
HEY EVERYBODY WE'RE ALL GONNA GET LAID!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:31:16 PM EDT
[#21]
Music is a violation of our personal privacy!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:31:35 PM EDT
[#22]
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She has a certain...  zest for life.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:02 PM EDT
[#23]
Hey I bet when you buy that hat you get a free bowl of soup.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:32:19 PM EDT
[#24]
Hey!! Captain Hook!!!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:33:35 PM EDT
[#25]
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Biggest whore on fifth avenue, I'm told.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:34:53 PM EDT
[#26]
How many Cokes?

I don't know, four or five..

What are you, a diabetic?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:38:00 PM EDT
[#27]
Wang, what is with the pictures? This is a parking lot.

Now, this is a restricted club Wang... so don't tell anyone you're jewish.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:38:14 PM EDT
[#28]
"Do you take drugs, Danny?"
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:45:21 PM EDT
[#29]
Favorite scene. It has been said it was all improv.  Two comedy greats.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:50:54 PM EDT
[#30]
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Favorite scene. It has been said it was all improv.  Two comedy greats.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MsO8f_uybU8
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Two comedy giants...who absolutely despised each other.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:59:57 PM EDT
[#31]
I've always been interested in the law.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:06:57 PM EDT
[#32]
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:15:19 PM EDT
[#33]
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"Do you take drugs, Danny?"
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Every day........
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:17:03 PM EDT
[#34]
...looks good on you though [eyes roll]...
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:17:31 PM EDT
[#35]
I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber.Didn't want to do it.............felt I owed it to them.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 10:19:51 PM EDT
[#36]
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...looks good on you though [eyes roll]...
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You must've been something before electricity huh...........
Link Posted: 4/21/2017 1:11:21 AM EDT
[#37]
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This is the worst looking hat I ever saw. When you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup.

Oh, it looks good on you though.

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Greatest burn of all time.
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