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Posted: 4/20/2017 5:22:49 PM EDT
Fucker almost got me, when I was weed whacking in the back yardAttachment Attached File


Wife to take her to the couple of years ago because of these Attachment Attached File


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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 5:34:02 PM EDT
[#1]
I hate Copper Turtles.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 5:35:50 PM EDT
[#2]
I think anything short of a 105mm Howitzer is underkill
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 5:36:06 PM EDT
[#3]
I shot one in my driveway a few years ago with a Glock 23.  180 grain JHP did the trick.  A shotgun loaded with #6 would be easier.  A tactical hoe is also an option if you are in a location where you are supposed to discharge firearms.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 5:36:36 PM EDT
[#4]
I hear you can milk them for money but I don't where the tits are.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 5:37:24 PM EDT
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In Before Venom Farm!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:04:59 PM EDT
[#6]
Snack
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:10:04 PM EDT
[#7]
just dump some gas in there, add match
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:16:29 PM EDT
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Fucker almost got me, when I was weed whacking in the back yardhttps://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/201496/IMG-0200-191580.JPG

Wife to take her to the couple of years ago because of these https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/201496/IMG-4039-191586.JPG

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Wife and I

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Look Jaws, just bite it's head off and save a round.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:17:58 PM EDT
[#9]
Turtle?  What kind of retarded fuckery is this?  Is there some liberal sucking your dick so you can't call it what it is? Or do you think that this is "cute". Take that bullshit somewhere else
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:19:03 PM EDT
[#10]
Cool snek...

You put that gay sweet lil BFS label on your gun?!?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:21:47 PM EDT
[#11]
You really need full auto to do it right.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:25:17 PM EDT
[#12]
Whatever you do, don't step on it!
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:27:41 PM EDT
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Turtle?  What kind of retarded fuckery is this?  Is there some liberal sucking your dick so you can't call it what it is? Or do you think that this is "cute". Take that bullshit somewhere else
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Calm down dag
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:48:48 PM EDT
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Broham, have a suds and chillax.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:55:19 PM EDT
[#15]
Don't waste a fine meal.  I shared my copperhead with my dog.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 6:59:09 PM EDT
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LOL...... MoonRaker reference
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:02:01 PM EDT
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Yep, definitely one of "those" No step on snek snek.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:04:37 PM EDT
[#18]
tactical shovel FTW.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:05:14 PM EDT
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Yep, definitely one of "those" No step on snek snek.
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Cool snek...
Yep, definitely one of "those" No step on snek snek.
Nope rope.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:06:47 PM EDT
[#20]
Nothing, leave the turtle alone looks like snake in the bucket not a turtle. Turn in your AR15 and carry a slingshot instead
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:08:08 PM EDT
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Fucker almost got me, when I was weed whacking in the back yardhttps://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/201496/IMG-0200-191580.JPG

Wife to take her to the couple of years ago because of these https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/201496/IMG-4039-191586.JPG

Rules
Wife and I

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Look Jaws, just bite it's head off and save a round.
Ouch.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:10:53 PM EDT
[#22]
just a fishing pole and some line..

Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:11:30 PM EDT
[#23]
Based on that last picture, you are clearly kicking outside of your coverage.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:12:10 PM EDT
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And surprise butt sex.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:13:09 PM EDT
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That time of the month?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:15:17 PM EDT
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Not been posting enough, this will not end well for you.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:15:56 PM EDT
[#27]
MOAB.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:17:43 PM EDT
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Wife to take her to the couple of years ago because of these https://www.AR15.Com/media/mediaFiles/201496/IMG-4039-191586.JPG

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Wife and I

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Are you having a stroke?
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 7:30:46 PM EDT
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I bet you are fun at parties...
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:19:16 PM EDT
[#30]
Copperback rattlemoccasin .

All the rounds. All of them.
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:22:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:34:27 PM EDT
[#32]
trench shovel.

develop a protocol for head destruction so that pets dont get bit (they are stoopid sometimes)
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 8:41:34 PM EDT
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Settle down cupcake
Link Posted: 4/20/2017 9:00:01 PM EDT
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Either you need another drink or you need to stop drinking. 
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