User Panel
User Panel
User Panel
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 10:45:51 PM EDT
[#1]
 Rehab - Bartender Song (Sittin' At A Bar) |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 10:48:47 PM EDT
[#2]
Did you get a haircut?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 10:51:54 PM EDT
[#3]
Quoted:
So, ive got an interview on Friday for a position in a different company that pays substantially more, with a $1.50 raise every year. Help me out with some positive motivation! |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 10:53:16 PM EDT
[#4]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
You mean $1.50/hour, not $1.50 more annually? Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
So, ive got an interview on Friday for a position in a different company that pays substantially more, with a $1.50 raise every year. Help me out with some positive motivation! |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 10:54:05 PM EDT
[#5]
$1.50 a year! Where do I apply?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 10:54:35 PM EDT
[#6]
Dicks out for human resources?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 10:55:37 PM EDT
[#7]
When they ask where you see yourself in 5 years say this, "In your house sleeping in your bed, banging your wife, while you sleep on the couch. I also see myself owning this place." After you say that, let out a Ric Flair "Wew!".
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:02:41 PM EDT
[#8]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Great question... Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
Quoted:
So, ive got an interview on Friday for a position in a different company that pays substantially more, with a $1.50 raise every year. Help me out with some positive motivation! |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:07:45 PM EDT
[#9]
If they ask you to list weaknesses, say, "I work too hard....and I care too much."
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:26:04 PM EDT
[#10]
Make sure to wear a MAGA hat to the interview and when the interviewer goes to shake your hand, grab him by the...
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:30:43 PM EDT
[#11]
 Chopper Reid Job Interview |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:42:07 PM EDT
[#12]
Be a little aggressive, assertive and even a little cocky. Not a lot, just a little. Otherwise, be yourself.
I interviewed for my dream job 11 years ago and I decided to just be myself, and if it worked out, it was meant to be. It worked out. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:42:32 PM EDT
[#13]
Square up the chair you sit in to the interveiwer, sit up straight, and speak clearly.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:43:28 PM EDT
[#14]
$1.50 a year. That's nuts. What, that like 1/2 cent per day
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:44:31 PM EDT
[#15]
Also, don't whistle on the elevator
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:44:55 PM EDT
[#16]
1. Naked
2. Shower, but don't wash hair for 3 days 3. No wipe poop before interview 4. Have cold clammy handshake 5. Infrequently look over shoulder for exits / escape paths 6. No clothes A+ Performance in Planning and Execution! |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/18/2017 11:55:06 PM EDT
[#17]
What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google. Be honest, and most of all, good luck.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/19/2017 1:00:45 AM EDT
[#18]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google. Be honest, and most of all, good luck. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/19/2017 1:05:59 AM EDT
[#19]
Do you have a step brother and a pair of matching tuxedos?
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/19/2017 1:10:15 AM EDT
[#20]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Its a medium sized company, 8 locations. Ziegler catapillar. Its a union job. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/19/2017 1:22:05 AM EDT
[#21]
Record yourself answering some questions and then watch the replay.
After that do it again and see how much better you get. Yes it's uncomfortable. Yes it works. |
|
|
|
Posted: 4/19/2017 3:26:37 AM EDT
[#22]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google. Be honest, and most of all, good luck. 
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/19/2017 3:30:10 AM EDT
[#23]
As an ice breaker, ask them if they saw that hairy bush on the chick the alt-right guy punched.
|
|
|
|
Posted: 4/19/2017 3:44:02 AM EDT
[#24]
Quote HistoryQuoted:
Its a medium sized company, 8 locations. Ziegler catapillar. Its a union job. Quote HistoryQuoted:
Quoted:
What kind of company is it? A Large corporation or small? Large Corporations like to ask touchy feely questions, like how did you handle a situation where you knew a fellow employee was not performing, stealing, or whatever. Sometimes they'll ask you to tell a joke. Google interview questions, for large companies sometime the interview questions are on google. Be honest, and most of all, good luck. VERY good company to work for (Either way). BTW, I was running a 1,000 ton Cincy' press for them most of the time and moonlighting as a plasma cutter and "Machinist" (REAL Machinists would laugh at my "Machine Operator" skills lol). |
|
|
Win a FREE Membership!
Sign up for the ARFCOM weekly newsletter and be entered to win a free ARFCOM membership. One new winner* is announced every week!
You will receive an email every Friday morning featuring the latest chatter from the hottest topics, breaking news surrounding legislation, as well as exclusive deals only available to ARFCOM email subscribers.
AR15.COM is the world's largest firearm community and is a gathering place for firearm enthusiasts of all types.
From hunters and military members, to competition shooters and general firearm enthusiasts, we welcome anyone who values and respects the way of the firearm.
Subscribe to our monthly Newsletter to receive firearm news, product discounts from your favorite Industry Partners, and more.
Copyright © 1996-2024 AR15.COM LLC. All Rights Reserved.
Any use of this content without express written consent is prohibited.
AR15.Com reserves the right to overwrite or replace any affiliate, commercial, or monetizable links, posted by users, with our own.
