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Posted: 4/16/2017 10:27:40 PM EDT
Wow..... Only in Las Cruces....... You will not believe what happened.. I pulled in to the gas station to get my morning coffee. When I walked up I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her & thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!"
But anyway, I went in & got my coffee. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy! I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!! Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!" |
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New one for me. Although I did not LOL, I smiled a little bit.
Thanks OP. |
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What's worse? The fact that the joke was that bad or the fact it took me a second or rwo to get it?
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Hadn't heard/read that one OP. I laughed out loud. Didn't see that one coming. Thanks.
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Saw this 2 months ago. Sorry OP, not funny then or now, try another.
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Nobody is going to waste coffee like that, even if it was free.
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I was just there.. I wouldnt doubt if the joke is based on a true story.
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Weak copypasta. Try harder next time. View Quote |
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Last time it got posted I got dogpiled for pointing out that a lit cigarette won't ignite fuel.
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Bad joke and you should feel bad.
On the other hand, I've been to Las Cruces and not much of anything would surprise me there. |
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All I know about that city is that fucking bowling alley massacre and that it's still unsolved
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. View Quote View All Quotes View All Quotes Quoted:
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Weak copypasta. Try harder next time. |
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Are you aware that there are people in this world that have a severe medical condition which causes them to be that way? My mother for instance is one of those people. She is a truck driver that has bad knees and a bad back from driving the truck but you probably do not care about that case either. Oh well I am not one of those people I am 6'4" 245lbs and I exercise every day. I would love to see you say something like to my mother in front of me. Probably never happen though you are probably just an internet tough guy. I doubt very seriously you would say that to someones face. Just my thought.What do you think. Oh I am sorry you probably do not have a brain. I on the other hand will be happy to buy you a plane ticket to come here and see if you have the nerve to say that to someone I know. View Quote |
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Wow..... Only in Las Cruces....... You will not believe what happened.. I pulled in to the gas station to get my morning coffee. When I walked up I noticed these 2 cops watching a woman who was smoking while pumping gas.. I saw her & thought, "Is she stupid?!! With the cops right there too?!" But anyway, I went in & got my coffee. As I was checking out, I heard someone screaming.. I looked outside & the woman's arm was on fire! She was swinging her arm & running around going crazy! I ran outside & the cops had put her on the ground & were putting the fire out with their coffees!! Then they put handcuffs on her & threw her in the police car.. I was thinking "She shouldn't have been smoking near the pump while getting gas!" But being the nosey person that I am, I asked the cops what they were arresting her for.. The cop looked me dead in my eyes & said ... "WAVING A FIREARM!" View Quote No comprehende, Kemosahbee. |
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