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Posted: 4/16/2017 1:52:58 PM EDT

Baptist no less. Southern Baptist at that.

Mrs. Rabinowitz and I went to a Dallas-area mega Baptist church this a.m. Wanted to see how our home boy was been treated theologically.

I was really surprised at the short skirts/dressed on the 18-25(-30?) aged girls/women. I grew up in the 60s and 70s. I've seen plenty o' leg.

But his stuff was higher than half thigh. Mentioned it to Mrs. Rabinowitz. She told me that if she had legs like those shikzas she would show them off, too.

No! I do not have pictures because taking pictures of young girls in short skirts in church on Easter Sunday is really, really creapy. And I don't have any leg shots of mein Frau.

There is essentially no dress code, and I undersand why. We want to get them in the pews and if that means short skirts, so be it. At least they were nice looking legs.

BTW, Mrs. R says I can look, but no staring and certainly no leering, as long as I do all my dining at home.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:55:24 PM EDT

[#1]

Damn. No pics.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:56:47 PM EDT

[#2]

Because girls go to church to snag a man.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:57:02 PM EDT

[#3]

Pics would have been nice.

You're in a church, just ask for forgiveness later.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:57:35 PM EDT

[#4]

This thread needed pics BAD

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:57:56 PM EDT

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Forgiveness is already there. Tact has to be self-generated.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:58:02 PM EDT

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Because for southern Baptists the church service is as much about showing off as anything else. Its a social event.

Women here will go out to dinner in sweatpants and flip flops Saturday night and be dressed like an escort Sunday morning.

I'm not saying there's anything wrong with that.... Personally it gets me more motivated to go but ymmv.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:58:06 PM EDT

[#7]

I came for the pics?

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:58:57 PM EDT

[#8]

Your avatar is fitting!

Anymore, it seems like the style is a trampy as you can get. They are selling that stuff to kids and tweeners(well their parents are buying it anyway) as well.

Posted: 4/16/2017 1:59:38 PM EDT

[#9]

Probably figure since all of their sins are forgiven, it makes no difference.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:00:17 PM EDT

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Stock photo but good example.

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Posted: 4/16/2017 2:00:43 PM EDT

[#11]

OP, tell your wife you've been thinking and you really want to start going to church more.

Report back with results.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:02:19 PM EDT

[#12]

Why were you looking? Wicked foolish heart of a sinner!

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:03:35 PM EDT

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Actually, afterwards we went and signed up. But I feeling like I'm cheating on our current pastor. He is a great teacher but the church is dead. We've been members for a long time and it pains us. But it got to the point that I dreaded going there on Sundays.

Mrs. R said it was time for a change. She is excited.

Nothing to do with legs.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:05:56 PM EDT

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I am suddenly infused with the Holy Spirit.
perhaps I need to start attending church again.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:08:13 PM EDT

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I don't see anything wrong with that example. At least it isn't skin tight spandex, or a little black cocktail dress.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:09:14 PM EDT

[#16]

Hot.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:09:18 PM EDT

[#17]

I was nearly the youngest person in my church today. And I'm 57.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:09:21 PM EDT

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Actually, afterwards we went and signed up. But I feeling like I'm cheating on our current pastor. He is a great teacher but the church is dead. We've been members for a long time and it pains us. But it got to the point that I dreaded going there on Sundays.

Mrs. R said it was time for a change. She is excited.

Nothing to do with legs.

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OP, tell your wife you've been thinking and you really want to start going to church more.

Report back with results.

Actually, afterwards we went and signed up. But I feeling like I'm cheating on our current pastor. He is a great teacher but the church is dead. We've been members for a long time and it pains us. But it got to the point that I dreaded going there on Sundays.

Mrs. R said it was time for a change. She is excited.

Nothing to do with legs.

All that matters is you got the wife to buy your story. No need to play it up for us!

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:09:41 PM EDT

[#19]

Perhaps you should check out your local mosque next time

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:09:45 PM EDT

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And you didn't come at all.

AMIRITE?

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:10:06 PM EDT

[#21]

Shiksas? Oy vey...

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:11:32 PM EDT

[#22]

I seen quite a few at Church today wearing high heals and painted on pants, no short skirts

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:13:16 PM EDT

[#23]

No! I do not have pictures because taking pictures of young girls in short skirts in church on Easter Sunday is really, really creepy.

The Lord would have forgiven you.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:14:14 PM EDT

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This.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:16:52 PM EDT

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Yeah, this is all confusing. We got a Rabinowitz, with the screename goldstein, who goes to a southern baptist church and complains about harlots. The wife calls them shiksas too??

I bet he throws Werthers at them.

They want a church going guy, and they're getting the 3rd degree on their glistening thighs.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:22:25 PM EDT

[#26]

Husband shopping

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:24:41 PM EDT

[#27]

Where b the pics?

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:25:39 PM EDT

[#28]

So church is like tinder for somewhat-good girls now.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:27:27 PM EDT

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FIFY

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:29:04 PM EDT

[#30]

Did anyone else think you were Jewish???

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:29:23 PM EDT

[#31]

Pics or gtfo

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:29:27 PM EDT

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I fail to understand your grievance.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:29:34 PM EDT

[#33]

Might actually get me to go to church.....

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:30:31 PM EDT

[#34]

Tony Evans?

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:31:23 PM EDT

[#35]

my penis is risen

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:31:52 PM EDT

[#36]

Could you see their Easter bonnets?

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:32:16 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 2:32:20 PM EDT

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All the young girls here had their Easter dresses on and I think clothes are just getting shorter. My wife weighs 125 lbs and when she shops for shorts in the juniors they're all booty shorts. Hell it's hard to find some where her ass isn't hanging out.

I like it so no complaints from me.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:32:50 PM EDT

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a Happy Easter, indeed.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:33:35 PM EDT

[#40]

Didn't see that at our little local church. Could be that whole mega church thing. More about appearance than the message.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:33:56 PM EDT

[#41]

My Southern Baptist church as well. That's how dresses are made these days. I'm not 30 or younger and my stuff runs short, too. Not shorter than mid-thigh, but not much longer.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:36:26 PM EDT

[#42]

This would make me want to start going to church again.

Problem is, I am a Catholic in southern California. Most of the masses are En Espanol at my parish these days.
So yeah, unless I develop an affinity for chubby (or outright fat) hispanic womens, that ain't gonna do much for me.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:36:47 PM EDT

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Posted: 4/16/2017 2:36:56 PM EDT

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Even Jesus snickered.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:38:59 PM EDT

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How many good looking, young dudes go to church alone? I wouldn't know. I haven't been to church in over 20 years. I remember old people. LOTS of old people, and they all gossiped incessantly. It was pathetic.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:40:57 PM EDT

[#46]

I came for the pics, but all I got was this lousy tshirt.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:42:36 PM EDT

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Lot's of young people including what Mrs. R would consider very nice looking men.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:42:39 PM EDT

[#48]

He is RISEN!

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:43:07 PM EDT

[#49]

Came here for the pics. Disappointed I am.

Posted: 4/16/2017 2:44:07 PM EDT

[#50]

Big Catholic Church in NOVA. Lots of Latin women in short, tight slutwear including platform heels. The MILFs are dressing that way, too. There was one 30s Indian women there who will live on in my dreams......

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