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Posted: 12/20/2016 4:39:21 PM EDT
I'm navel lint. I have to lie to get laid. Would a spy piss all over themselves.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:40:03 PM EDT
[#1]
the vette gets'em wet
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:40:23 PM EDT
[#2]
I got a little dick man.............. its pathetic.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:40:48 PM EDT
[#3]
Nothing like a MAC-10 tumbling end over end down the stairs, shooting terrorists all by itself.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:41:35 PM EDT
[#4]
It's an espresso machine. No, it's a snow cone maker.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:41:39 PM EDT
[#5]
Funny thing is that Bill Paxton is a lot scarier than Arnold Schwarzenegger.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:41:39 PM EDT
[#6]
What kind of a sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer!?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:41:59 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:44:35 PM EDT
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If not for me, Helen, do it for your country!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:49:42 PM EDT
[#9]


Lordtrader, is that you?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:50:22 PM EDT
[#10]
horrid movie.  
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 4:55:38 PM EDT
[#11]
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Is it a water heater?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:19:47 PM EDT
[#12]
They call him the Sand Spider.
Why?
Probably because it sounds scary.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:24:36 PM EDT
[#13]
So your life's in the crapper. So you wife is banging a used car salesman - it's humiliating, I know. But goddamnit, Harry, take it like a man!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:28:19 PM EDT
[#14]
Batteraziz!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:29:15 PM EDT
[#15]
The guy is a God Damn used car salesman!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:37:13 PM EDT
[#16]
Next time, YOU'RE in the back of the van!

(I found that particularly funny)
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:49:37 PM EDT
[#17]

Yes, but they were all bad.  

Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:51:45 PM EDT
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So get another one, you MORON!!!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 5:55:13 PM EDT
[#19]
With the whole Trump thing, how could anyone forget: "you're fired!".
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:04:57 PM EDT
[#20]
We're you born in a barn?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:06:56 PM EDT
[#21]
Crimson Jihad.  No chance hollyweird would dare to make this movie w/ those badguys in this post-9/11 world.  
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:07:22 PM EDT
[#22]
Welcome to the club man!  Everyone is surprised their first time.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:08:46 PM EDT
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Fun movie is fun.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:10:20 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 6:16:04 PM EDT
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From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:07:29 PM EDT
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Tom Arnold's finest work
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:10:50 PM EDT
[#27]
Are we going to die?
Yup.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:18:32 PM EDT
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The best line...
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:24:44 PM EDT
[#29]
What the hell were you thinking....I mean, I had the guy....and you let him get away. Look at me when I talk to you. What kind of a cop are you anyway?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:27:00 PM EDT
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From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.
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Roseanne Barr is nuttier than squirrel shit, so that isn't really surprising.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:28:47 PM EDT
[#31]
Bill Paxton may very well be the greatest supporting actor of my generation...Aliens, Weird Science, Club Dread, True Lies, he was perfect in all of them!  
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:31:40 PM EDT
[#32]
Helen Tasker: Have you ever killed anyone?

Harry: Yeah, but they were all bad.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:32:57 PM EDT
[#33]
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Edge of Tomorrow..
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:34:48 PM EDT
[#34]
I hate it when that happens.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:35:22 PM EDT
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Club Dread may have been his best.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:37:05 PM EDT
[#36]
Nice night for a walk.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:44:25 PM EDT
[#37]
Hey, Carlos? Game's over. Your career as an international terrorist is well documented.
No...
Oh, yeah.
No...
Oh, yeah!
No!
OH, YEAH!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:49:06 PM EDT
[#38]
Harry, do you realize it has, in fact, been 10 years since you've been behind the wheel of one of these things?
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 7:56:02 PM EDT
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Roseanne Barr is nuttier than squirrel shit, so that isn't really surprising.
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From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.



Roseanne Barr is nuttier than squirrel shit, so that isn't really surprising.



She's a cunt
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:05:25 PM EDT
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horrid movie.  
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There's always that dude who shows up in the middle of the gang bang and proudly proclaims he doesn't like blowjobs.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:05:52 PM EDT
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Look on YouTube at some of his scenes from a movie called Near Dark.

Bill Paxton is a vampire.  Great role for him.

Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:11:27 PM EDT
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Look on YouTube at some of his scenes from a movie called Near Dark.

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Finger lickin' good!
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:17:28 PM EDT
[#43]
I'm glad someone else has seen this under-rated film.  It's a hoot.

Add Lance Henrikson and Jeanetta Goldstein and it's like an Aliens reunion.

One of Lance's best roles, too.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:24:43 PM EDT
[#44]
Best line in the movie.



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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 8:28:44 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 9:15:08 PM EDT
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Club Dread may have been his best.
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Club Dread may have been his best.


You think Eddie Money has to put up with this shit??
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 9:22:17 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/20/2016 9:23:10 PM EDT
[#48]
I seem to remember the movie got bum reviews. Or was a box office bomb. Or not well received.

But I've always loved it. It's a fun movie.



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From IMDB trivia:

When Harry tells Gib that Helen is having an affair, Gib tells a story about his second wife taking everything when she left him - he says, "What kind of sick bitch takes the ice cube trays out of the freezer?" This is a reference to Tom Arnold's divorce from Roseanne Barr - she was reported to have taken his ice cube trays when she left him, too.
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I've never heard this before. But I always imagined there was a story like this behind that line.
Link Posted: 12/20/2016 9:25:52 PM EDT
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Edge of Tomorrow..
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He always puts in a solid performance.
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