So if the Arfcom proprietors got a wild hair, and decided to open a restaurant, who would be...

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Posted: 12/17/2016 11:35:31 PM EDT

...appointed head Chef?

Actually, something like this could be epic. Yea, I know most restaurants operate on a minimal profit margin, but imagine an eatery that welcomed open carry and offered 22 varieties of chili?

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:38:45 PM EDT

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Actually, something like this could be epic. Yea, I know most restaurants operate on a minimal profit margin, but imagine an eatery that welcomed open carry and offered 22 varieties of chili?

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There would be fights over the bean issue.

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:41:56 PM EDT

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LOL, that's the first thing that came to mind.

FPNI

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:47:33 PM EDT

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The dessert menu would include creampies and fruit platters. Epic, I tell you. We'd flock for hundreds of miles.

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:49:46 PM EDT

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Head Chef?

Kaik

He would do a small amount of things, drive around drunk on a minibike yelling and somehow great food would happen.

Its Cola Science.

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:53:06 PM EDT

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Aimless would be head waiter, since he already has a tuxedo.

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:53:46 PM EDT

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Sounds impossible but it's true.

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:54:22 PM EDT

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@RustedAce

Howcome you got a speshul Jarhead logo and I don't have speshul Army logo?

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:55:33 PM EDT

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Just in case this ever happens Im calling dibs on being the dish washer.

I swear to god I'll fight to the death over it.

Posted: 12/17/2016 11:57:23 PM EDT

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Will there be imitation crab meat and shower cookies?

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:00:13 AM EDT

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Sounds like it would be a cutthroat kitchen, the head chef better be able to make some good eats.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:00:13 AM EDT

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Of course and paper plates too.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:05:17 AM EDT

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We speshul farces.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:08:55 AM EDT

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Subnet has come up with some good stuff

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:14:34 AM EDT

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douglasmorris99

check out the cooking forum to learn from Chef Morris

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:17:49 AM EDT

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And Mushrooms.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:18:55 AM EDT

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That right there.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:21:39 AM EDT

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The two people that put mushrooms in chili would be banned immediately

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:23:10 AM EDT

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in true arfcom fashion: make both.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:25:00 AM EDT

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and i'll just leave this here:

This is my kitchen. There are many like it, but this one is mine.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:25:20 AM EDT

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The two people that put mushrooms in chili would be banned immediately

Yes I agree.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:26:56 AM EDT

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Who the fuck puts mushrooms in chili?

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:27:41 AM EDT

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No-one in the restaurant would ever see a tip.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:28:31 AM EDT

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Italian, good Italian.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:31:47 AM EDT

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Who the fuck puts mushrooms in chili?

HK_FTW, He had a thread about showing ARFCOM how to make chili, the he put mushrooms in it and all hell broke loose.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:35:58 AM EDT

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Everyone would be taking pictures with knives, reloads, firearms, measuring devices etc and posting them from their phones.

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:36:13 AM EDT

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Thanks guys, I hadn't noticed the branch specific logos!

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:42:21 AM EDT

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so?

Posted: 12/18/2016 12:43:37 AM EDT

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This. Dude knows his stuff.

Posted: 12/18/2016 1:33:11 AM EDT

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Bean chili,,,,,, arfcom doesn't make sauce

Posted: 12/18/2016 1:38:31 AM EDT

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Kaik

He would do a small amount of things, drive around drunk on a minibike yelling and somehow great food would happen.

Its Cola Science.

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Everything would be 100% protein. Just protein powder, dry on a plate.

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:12:33 AM EDT

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"The Arfcom Diner" Menu items would most likely be:

THE ZHUKOV (Actual real Chili)

BLASPHEMY (Chili with beans)

THE AROCK (Horribly prepared lilly liver & Onions that was thrown down the driveway, then placed on a plate)

GET BOTH (Soup & Sandwich)

THE RUSTED ACE (Coca Cola)

TARGETTARGET (Milk in a bag w/boiled 1911)

THE STRIKER (Canadian Bacon)

THE E&E (WTS takeout food)

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:18:35 AM EDT

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Chef DouglasMorris.

He is legit and knows his stuff. He has helped me on cooking advice over the years here.

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:36:00 AM EDT

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Yep, also thebomber.

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:38:17 AM EDT

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SigChef.

Next question please...

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:42:32 AM EDT

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JakethePimp

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:43:26 AM EDT

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...appointed head Chef?

Actually, something like this could be epic. Yea, I know most restaurants operate on a minimal profit margin, but imagine an eatery that welcomed open carry and offered 22 varieties of chili?

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One of the Voltaggio brothers.

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:46:45 AM EDT

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Subnet and Fatcat.

Posted: 12/18/2016 2:49:22 AM EDT

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Head chef..........Alton Brown.

GD is slipping tonight.

Posted: 12/18/2016 3:04:07 AM EDT

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Yup.

Posted: 12/18/2016 4:31:12 AM EDT

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I don't care if he is a good cook or not. I'm not eating anything that mikhail prepares. I've read about where he's been.

I would eat subnets chili.

Posted: 12/18/2016 4:49:06 AM EDT

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I was gonna' say, we have a wide variety of pro and amateur chefs with real talent but...Alton Brown.

Posted: 12/18/2016 4:54:17 AM EDT

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Subnet is surprisingly good with the chef-ing. Quite good actually.

That austrian guy.

Posted: 12/18/2016 5:26:47 AM EDT

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It wouldn't work. We couldn't keep any waitresses. You cheap fuckers don't tip. There'd be notes written on the back of the receipts that would say "It's your employers job to pay your wages"

Posted: 12/18/2016 5:32:49 AM EDT

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absolutely nothing at all against sub (who is definitely a better cook than me), but chef means 'chief'. 'chef-ing' primarily means running a crew, not just cooking food. i believe that sub could do it quite well, but i don't know if he has.

Posted: 12/18/2016 5:43:46 AM EDT

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absolutely nothing at all against sub (who is definitely a better cook than me), but chef means 'chief'. 'chef-ing' primarily means running a crew, not just cooking food. i believe that sub could do it quite well, but i don't know if he has.

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Point well taken. He does lead the GD crew..

Posted: 12/18/2016 7:37:48 AM EDT

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I only serve protein at CW!!!!!!!

Shrimp, crawfish, chicken, wings, bacon, pulled pork, hot dogs, raw fish!

Posted: 12/18/2016 9:17:02 AM EDT

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Posted: 12/18/2016 9:20:32 AM EDT

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I dont remember where I was at.....somewhere on I-20, a couple of hours west of Weatherford.

I swore that I saw sign for "Guns and Grub". Now I am thinking how fantastic this would be, get a sammich and finger a few firearms.

What did I find when I got there? That part of the "a" in Gas had fallen off. It was Gas and Grub.....fuckin' bastards!