Just think of the word "Shit".................
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> >A Most Functional Word
> >
> >Well, it's shit...that's right, shit. Shit may just be the most functional
> >word in the English language.
> >
> >Consider:
> >You can get shit-faced, be shit out of luck, or have shit for brains.
> >
> >With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for your
> >shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.
> >
> >You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget shit,
> >and tell others to eat shit.
> >
> >Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference between
> >"shit and shinola".
> >
> >There are lucky shits, dumb shits, crazy shits. There is bull shit, horse
> >shit and chicken shit.
> >
> >You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when the
> >shit hits the fan.
> >
> >You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.
> >
> >You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.
> >
> >Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
> >days are just plain shitty. Some music sounds like shit, things can look
> >like shit, and there are times when you feel like shit.
> >
> >You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong shit
> >or a lot of weird shit.
> >
> >You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shits creek
> >without a paddle. Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other
> >times you fall in a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.
> >
> >When you stop to consider all the facts, it's a basic building block of the
> >English language. And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to
> >know anything else!
> >
> >You could pass this along, if you give a shit. Or not do so, if you don't
> >give a shit! Well shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know
> >that I do give a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit.
> >But if you happened to catch a load of shit from some shit head........well,
> >shit happens.

You forgot,"That's(or this is) the shit"

After readin' that, I gotta take a shit.

I leave mine because I don't like to pack shit.[:E]

Whats past-tence for the word "shit"? Is it "shat"?

Sounds like some George Carlin  shit.