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Posted: 12/2/2016 4:39:11 PM EDT
This has to be the best several months ever.  You cannot make this shit up.  

BARBIE SCHUMER
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:41:22 PM EDT
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This has to be the best several months ever.  You cannot make this shit up.  

BARBIE SCHUMER
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Slutty barbie , fine, fat obnoxious , won't shut the fuck up barbie, not so much.   what a train wreck.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:41:31 PM EDT
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After Barbie discovered carbs, maybe.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:41:55 PM EDT
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Lol, wrong movie

Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:41:59 PM EDT
[#4]
Rapist fat ugly barbie.

Great role model.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:42:32 PM EDT
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Trailer trash Barbie finally gets her own movie.

Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:42:40 PM EDT
[#6]
She's Barbie's Duff 
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:42:57 PM EDT
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My problem with her isn't even that she is chunky.  Hell, I like thick girls.

Her face is fucking ugly though.  Hell, if she had a perfect body she would still be undesirable.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:44:12 PM EDT
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She won't be playing Barbie, she'll be playing rejected, defective Barbie:

The story is in the vein of “Splash”, “Enchanted” and “Big.” In it, the main character gets kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough and lands in a real-world adventure.
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Which would be good casting for an awful movie.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:44:33 PM EDT
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Right, because 1) that's totally the ideal typecast for a Barbie character, and 2) Amy Schumer is a great role model to which young girls can aspire.

They'll wonder why it flopped.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:46:02 PM EDT
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Sexism
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:47:31 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:49:14 PM EDT
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She reminds me of the drunk and easy girls at high school parties. I wouldn't touch her.

Eta: She was funny when she was a guest on Red Eye, though.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:51:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:51:09 PM EDT
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If they made a cabbage patch movie she'd be a shoe in.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:51:27 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:52:16 PM EDT
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Are there enough SJWs on Rotten Tomatoes to push this turd above 30%?
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:52:43 PM EDT
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I would have thought she would be starring in the cabbage patch movie.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:53:09 PM EDT
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Uncanny!
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 4:59:22 PM EDT
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There goes lunch...

Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:00:06 PM EDT
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My problem with her isn't even that she is chunky.  Hell, I like thick girls.

Her face is fucking ugly though.  Hell, if she had a perfect body she would still be undesirable.
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Brain and way of thinking.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:01:12 PM EDT
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Miss Piggy maybe
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:03:57 PM EDT
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There goes lunch...
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Did she steal it from you?
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:05:00 PM EDT
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Did she steal it from you?
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There goes lunch...


Did she steal it from you?
Zing!!!

Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:20:09 PM EDT
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Ken said that even if he was anatomically correct, he could not bring himself to stick it in that crazy pig.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:31:07 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:35:22 PM EDT
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Malibu Carbie?
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:36:41 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:38:07 PM EDT
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She can do a live action Muppets movie
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:38:41 PM EDT
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What a way to kill a brand name
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:41:20 PM EDT
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Lol, wrong movie

http://i.imgur.com/IKqPKpY.jpg
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Nailed it.  Not Barbie but Miss Piggy.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:44:38 PM EDT
[#31]
They said Barbie, she heard BarbieQ.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:47:53 PM EDT
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Top comment, lol.

If my Barbies looked like her when I played with them, I would have thrown them all in the garbage can. They can't pick anyone else for this film?
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:50:42 PM EDT
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Look at the new Ghostbuster score for your answer.

HINT It's 72%
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:53:09 PM EDT
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I could picture Amy doing the Cabbage Patch Kids... but Barbie? Impossible
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:54:31 PM EDT
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The real Barbie must be very offended.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:57:19 PM EDT
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What next ? Leslie Jones as Luke Skywalker!
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 5:57:59 PM EDT
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Oompf
That is an unfortunate picture. Yeah, wow. Cut carbs/sugar and make more sweat.
I mean damn, she's on TV/movies/photographed ALL. THE. TIME. Do,,,, something!
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:00:37 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:06:40 PM EDT
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well, Fat barbie is in now i guess
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:07:53 PM EDT
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Shes gonna fuck that shit up. Also, if she was normal and not a commie, I'd hit it.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:10:23 PM EDT
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Fat Slut Barbie? My how times have changed.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:12:35 PM EDT
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More like Garbage Pail Kids.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:15:55 PM EDT
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More like Garbage Pail Kids.
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Indeed.

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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:20:37 PM EDT
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She's like Barbie after 20 years of bad decisions, a couple of kids, closeted alcoholism, and emotional eating.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:43:16 PM EDT
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Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:44:11 PM EDT
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I think it's great to have a realistic looking Barbie so long as she gets a realistic Ken. Can't wait to see who they cast....

Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:46:01 PM EDT
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Rosie was busy apparently.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:48:38 PM EDT
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She won't be playing Barbie, she'll be playing rejected, defective Barbie:

Which would be good casting for an awful movie.
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She won't be playing Barbie, she'll be playing rejected, defective Barbie:

The story is in the vein of “Splash”, “Enchanted” and “Big.” In it, the main character gets kicked out of Barbieland for not being perfect enough and lands in a real-world adventure.
Which would be good casting for an awful movie.

It would be better if it was trailer trash Barbie and Ken got drunk and gave her a black eye.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:49:43 PM EDT
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Will this be shot overseas?  Because last I heard,  she was leaving the US.
Link Posted: 12/2/2016 6:51:27 PM EDT
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Didn't she call people racist bigots for taking her seriously?
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