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Posted: 7/2/2003 6:26:10 AM EDT

Okay, I got a lot of work to do so don't post anything real interesting or controversial, alright?

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:27:31 AM EDT

[#1]

Ok

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:29:09 AM EDT

[#2]

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Okay, I got a lot of work to do so don't post anything real interesting or controversial, alright?

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Well, I can pretty much guarantee that you won't have to worry about me posting anything interesting!

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:35:38 AM EDT

[#3]

I heard the USS Liberty was actually attacked by anti-abortion Jews because it was a hospital ship on-station to give abortions to MARPAT-wearing, mumbling black Jewish women at government expense.

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:39:03 AM EDT

[#4]

I don't seem to have had that problem in the past so I'll try not to start today.[:D]

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:40:52 AM EDT

[#5]

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I heard the USS Liberty was actually attacked by anti-abortion Jews because it was a hospital ship on-station to give abortions to MARPAT-wearing, mumbling black Jewish women at government expense.

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And they were lesbians. This program is part of the Patriot Act, the darling legislation of the tyranical Republican Party, which believes in God.

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:44:57 AM EDT

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I heard the USS Liberty was actually attacked by anti-abortion Jews because it was a hospital ship on-station to give abortions to MARPAT-wearing, mumbling black Jewish women at government expense.

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And they were lesbians. This program is part of the Patriot Act, the darling legislation of the tyranical Republican Party, which believes in God.

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Dont they also preform surgery to transplant uteruses there too? I hear a gay couple is trying to have a baby now

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:50:54 AM EDT

[#7]

this looks like a useless thread

it should be locked

Posted: 7/2/2003 6:52:09 AM EDT

[#8]

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I heard the USS Liberty was actually attacked by anti-abortion Jews because it was a hospital ship on-station to give abortions to MARPAT-wearing, mumbling black Jewish women at government expense.

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And they were lesbians. This program is part of the Patriot Act, the darling legislation of the tyranical Republican Party, which believes in God.

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Dont they also preform surgery to transplant uteruses there too? I hear a gay couple is trying to have a baby now

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Yeah, and they're harvesting their eggs from dead fetuses...

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:02:08 AM EDT

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I heard the USS Liberty was actually attacked by anti-abortion Jews because it was a hospital ship on-station to give abortions to MARPAT-wearing, mumbling black Jewish women at government expense.

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You forgot the two Homosexuals doctors performing the abortions for the stem cell/cloning experiments. That the captain of the ship was going to marrying them in international waters, so the wedding would be valid all over the world

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:03:11 AM EDT

[#10]

Quoted:

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I heard the USS Liberty was actually attacked by anti-abortion Jews because it was a hospital ship on-station to give abortions to MARPAT-wearing, mumbling black Jewish women at government expense.

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And they were lesbians. This program is part of the Patriot Act, the darling legislation of the tyranical Republican Party, which believes in God.

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Dont they also preform surgery to transplant uteruses there too? I hear a gay couple is trying to have a baby now

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Yeah, and they're harvesting their eggs from dead fetuses...

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...from the Masons, who are in cahoots with the New World Order and the UN...

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:04:50 AM EDT

[#11]

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this looks like a useless thread

it should be locked

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DAMMIT! You really know how to get under my skin don't you! [:(!]
[:D]

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:22:30 AM EDT

[#12]

. . . plus they had both a Ford and a Chevy on the ship, and they were was also an argument about what gun Al Pacino used in the movie HEAT.

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:26:28 AM EDT

[#13]

You never answered my IM.

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:31:46 AM EDT

[#14]

No no no, you guys got it all wrong.

McUZI just found out that he accidentally got HANGFIRE pregnant. McUZI wants to do the right thing and marry HANGFIRE, but he just found out that HANGFIRE is actually a Jew, and his father was black.

Meanwhile, the FBI internet crimes division wants to question them both over some gay porn spam issue, but BATF thinks it has jurisdiction in the matter, since one of the porno pics featured illegally modified and unregistered machineguns. Of course the NAACP wants a piece of McUZI, but they're torn because that would mean putting away the love of HANGFIRE's life, and since he is half black, they must look after his wellbeing...

Needless to say, it's going to be a LONG day.

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:34:09 AM EDT

[#15]

Castle Arms.

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:36:06 AM EDT

[#16]

IBTL[;d]

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:46:32 AM EDT

[#17]

I never do.

Posted: 7/2/2003 7:51:17 AM EDT

[#18]

[url=www.jobrelatedstuff.com]www.democraticunderground.com[/url]

Ha! Made you look!

Posted: 7/2/2003 8:00:44 AM EDT

[#19]

Time of the month, Mc.[:D]
Grading all the stupid tests, that is.[:D]

Posted: 7/2/2003 8:07:56 AM EDT

[#20]

I've been wondering which is better...9mm or .45?

What about stopping power?

Posted: 7/2/2003 8:41:39 AM EDT

[#21]

Time 4 1 more IBTL[;D]

Posted: 7/2/2003 9:00:33 AM EDT

[#22]

How many pages before the lock?

Posted: 7/2/2003 9:08:42 AM EDT

[#23]

AK vs. AR
FAL vs. M1

Posted: 7/2/2003 9:09:40 AM EDT

[#24]

So would an AR or AK be a better choice for stopping power if carried by a black, jewish homosexual, protecting his sisters right to have an abortion? How many clips should he have on hand? [BD]

Posted: 7/2/2003 9:45:39 AM EDT

[#25]

homos!

Posted: 7/2/2003 9:57:25 AM EDT

[#26]

Hey Mr. The_Macallan !

Are you done yet ?

Posted: 7/2/2003 10:17:23 AM EDT

[#27]

Work? Shouldn't you be out doing something fun instead, like playing with all those neat toys that go bang? or maybe reloading a bunch for whatever 4th-of-July shoot is nearby?

If thats what you mean by work, well, I guess we'd better leave ya alone. [:D]