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Posted: 7/1/2003 12:44:44 PM EDT
For those that don't know, I am Canadian. In the interests of not being too serious about ourselves....bring 'em on!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:25:24 PM EDT
[#1]
Hows 'bout a nice game of Beer Hunter, ehhh?  Towel off you hoser, you loose!!!
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:35:10 PM EDT
[#2]
Reminds me of Craig Kilborn interviewing Mike Myers with his five questions

"Question number 3, Mike: Canada.  What happened?"
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:37:16 PM EDT
[#3]
I have actually played beer hunter.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:55:06 PM EDT
[#4]
Q: What's the difference between a Canadian girl and a cow?
A: 4 lbs

Q: What's the difference between a Canadian girl and trash?
A: Trash gets taken out once a week.

1st man: Only two things come from Canada - hockey players and prostitutes.
2nd man:  Hey!  My wife is Canadian!
1st man: So, what team does she play for?
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 1:57:17 PM EDT
[#5]
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I have actually played beer hunter.
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Sounds fun.  What is the game of beer hunter?
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 2:01:04 PM EDT
[#6]
Its russian roulette with a six pack a la the movie Deer Hunter.
You shake the shit out of one can and then mix em up.
Pick one can at random, point it at your head and open it.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 2:02:10 PM EDT
[#7]
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I have actually played beer hunter.
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Sounds fun.  What is the game of beer hunter?
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Take one can of beer from a six-pack and shake it up real hard, then put it back in with the others. Take a can of beer from the sixpack and open it next to your head "ala Russian Rhoulette" and keep drinking until someone gets sprayed.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 2:03:58 PM EDT
[#8]
That is cool.
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 2:08:09 PM EDT
[#9]
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 2:16:12 PM EDT
[#10]
Link Posted: 7/1/2003 2:21:03 PM EDT
[#11]
The Official Canadian Temperature Conversion Chart:

50° Fahrenheit (10° C) - Californians shiver uncontrollably; Canadians
plant
gardens.

35° Fahrenheit (1.6° C) - Italian Cars won't start; Canadians drive with
the
windows down.

32° Fahrenheit (0 ° C) - American water freezes, Canadian water gets
thicker.

0° Fahrenheit (-17.9° C) - New York City landlords finally turn on the
heat;
Canadians have the last cookout of the season.

-60° Fahrenheit (-51° C) - Mt.St. Helens freezes; Canadian Girl Guides sell

cookies door-to-door.

-100° Fahrenheit (-73° C) - Santa Claus abandons the North Pole; Canadians
pull down their ear flaps.

-173° Fahrenheit (-114° C) - Ethyl alcohol Freezes; Canadians get
frustrated
when they can't thaw the keg.

-460° Fahrenheit (-273° C) - Absolute zero; all atomic motion stops;
Canadians start saying "cold, eh?"

-500° Fahrenheit (-295° C) - Hell freezes over. The Toronto Maple Leafs win

the Stanley Cup.

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