What Do You Say To A Woman With Two Black Eyes...?

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[ARCHIVED THREAD] - What Do You Say To A Woman With Two Black Eyes...?

Posted: 6/27/2003 2:29:26 PM EDT

Nothing.

You already told her twice. [:D]

Tasteless joke #458

Some guy just told me that one, still laughing.

Posted: 6/27/2003 2:30:32 PM EDT

[#1]

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None it should already be open when she brings it to you.

Posted: 6/27/2003 2:34:40 PM EDT

[#2]

Why do brides wear white?
So the dishwasher matches the stove and refrigerator...

Posted: 6/27/2003 2:34:47 PM EDT

[#3]

What do you do when your wife wants a watch for Christmas.

Not a damn thing. There's already a clock on the stove.

Posted: 6/27/2003 2:46:37 PM EDT

[#4]

Get a bigger gun.

(sorry about not having a witty one liner...)

Posted: 6/27/2003 2:51:00 PM EDT

[#5]

Deleted mine. Left my fireproof suit at work.

Posted: 6/27/2003 2:55:11 PM EDT

[#6]

IBTL

Posted: 6/27/2003 3:01:46 PM EDT

[#7]

Why do women have a hard time climaxing?
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Who cares.

Posted: 6/27/2003 3:03:53 PM EDT

[#8]

What does a battered woman do when she gets home from the hospital?

The dishes if she's smart!

Posted: 6/27/2003 3:06:40 PM EDT

[#9]

Idiot topic, Idiotic responses. Locked out of embarassment.

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