> Two women friends, incredibly drunk and walking home
> got caught short.
> They were very near a graveyard and one of them
> suggested they take a detour
> and do their business behind a headstone or
> something.
>
> One of the girls had nothing to wipe with so she
> thought she'd take off
> her panties and use them, then chuck them away. Her
> friend however was
> wearing
> a rather expensive underwear set and didn't want to
> ruin hers but was lucky
> enough to salvage a large ribbon from a wreath that
> was on one of the graves
> so she proceeded to use that.
>
> They both stumbled off home. The next day one
> woman's husband phoned the
> other husband and said "We'd better keep an eye on
> our wives you know,
> mine came home last night without her panties."
>
> "That's nothing" said the other "Mine came back with
> a card stuck between her arse that said,
'From all the lads at the fire station. We'll never
forget you'."
>