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A man is driving through Manhattan and the traffic is more horrendous than usual. He notices a police officer walking between the lines of stopped cars, so  he rolls down his window and asks, "Officer, what's the hold up?"
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> The officer replies, "Hillary Clinton is depressed, so she stopped her motorcade and is threatening to douse herself in gasoline and set herself on fire. She says her husband is running around on her more than ever and the Democrats told her to forget about running for president in 2004. So we're taking up a collection for her."
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> The man asks, "How much do you have so far?
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> The officer replies "About 400 gallons but a lot of folks are still siphoning."

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“Match Maker, Match Maker, Make me a match!”[torch]

[flame]Second joke is MUCH funnier![flame]

Zardoz hijacked the thread with that joke!  [ROFL]

LMFAO [LOL]

I got 5 gal in tha garage and I know where to get another 250,000gal if we need it!!!!!