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Ewwwwwwwwwwwww.

HOW THE HELL ELSE DOES A PENIS END UP IN THE WATER SUPPLY??????

Maybe the lid fell down unexpectantly??

That is some good police work.  Fucking Sherlock Holmes on the case.

Enjoy that glass of water.

[b]"...the sheriff’s office said they haven’t ruled out foul play."[/b]

As opposed to...? [noclue]

cynic

Overheard at a bar in Kingman:

"Hey Jed, longtime no see! How's it hangin' buddy?"

"Funny you should ask..."

Maybe the guy was a leper, and just got a little over-enthusiastic about shakin' it when he was done, and.............oops.

I would put out an APB for that Bobbit woman.

Sgtar15

I prefer to keep a detatchable penis.

I woke up this morning with a bad hangover
   And my penis was missing again.
   This happens all the time.
   It's detachable.

   [background singing begins: "detachable penis" over and over]

   This comes in handy a lot of the time.
   I can leave it home, when I think it's gonna get me in trouble,
   or I can rent it out, when I don't need it.
   But now and then I go to a party, get drunk,
   and the next morning I can't for the life of me
   remember what I did with it.
   First I looked around my apartment, and I couldn't find it.
   So I called up the place where the party was,
   they hadn't seen it either.
   I asked them to check the medicine cabinet
   'cause for some reason I leave it there sometimes
   But not this time.
   So I told them if it pops up to let me know.
   I called a few people who were at the party,
   but they were no help either.
   I was starting to get desperate.
   I really don't like being without my penis for too long.
   It makes me feel like less of a man,
   and I really hate having to sit down every time I take a leak.
   After a few hours of searching the house,
   and calling everyone I could think of,
   I was starting to get very depressed,
   so I went to the Kiev, and ate breakfast.
   Then, as I walked down Second Avenue towards St. Mark's Place,
   where all those people sell used books and other junk on the street,
   I saw my penis lying on a blanket
   next to a broken toaster oven.
   Some guy was selling it.
   I had to buy it off him.
   He wanted twenty-two bucks, but I talked him down to seventeen.
   I took it home, washed it off,
   and put it back on.  I was happy again.  Complete.
   People sometimes tell me I should get it permanently attached,
   but I don't know.
   Even though sometimes it's a pain in the ass,
   I like having a detachable penis.

   [background voices continue to sing "detachable penis" for
    a while, then out]

raven that was funny as hell,LOL

The body part most likely belonged to an adult white >MALE

Had a guy cut off his own penis with a Swiss army knife.

Low badge (the guy with the least seniority) had to hold direct pressure on the stump.

BTW the cops found the severed member and it was surgically re-attached.

[:D]

Funny... I played that song for my boss last night.  As usual, he shook his head and asked "Where the fuck do you come up with this shit all the time????"

Tonight I played "Die, Motherfucker, Die" by Dope.  Got the same look and comment.....  lmao

there is a pun somewhere in there.

Only a guy named Sewer_Urchin would post a King Missile song[lol]



Spoooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn !

I would look at the intake for the system and I bet I would find a body without a weewee stuck to the intake screen.

Getting sucked on and too dead to care

Well, at least it didn't get into your glass of iced tea.