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Posted: 6/24/2003 7:16:24 AM EDT
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old lady: "If you don't watch out i will wield my 12" screw driver." JBT in bicycle gear "Oh yeah ma'am, i might just gun your little old lady ass down." |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 7:22:20 AM EDT
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First pic: "E.T. phone home,,,E-L-L-I-O-T-T,,,,Oooouucchhh" or "I think I'll use my gun buy-back gift certificate (that I got for that mint WWI, perfectly blued, General Officers Colt 1911, that was my husbands before he died)to get a box of Entamans and some tea"
Second pic: "Open the door HAL,,,HAL?,,HAL open the door." |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 7:26:27 AM EDT
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I bet I could show you a thing or two in the sack, honey.
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Posted: 6/24/2003 7:29:13 AM EDT
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"Sonny if you pinch me like that again I'll take that stick away from you and shove it up your rearend!"
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Posted: 6/24/2003 7:29:18 AM EDT
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Second pic: "Open the door HAL,,,HAL?,,HAL open the door." Dammit....I was thinking the same thing.... "I'm sorry Dave, I can't do that..." |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 9:20:18 AM EDT
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Old lady: "You know that bicycle helmet really makes you look like a fag."
Cop with helmet: "Miss, I need to see your driver's license and registration." |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 9:37:56 AM EDT
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Old woman:"Back in my day, before the wheel was invented, the police had to carry their bicycles uphill in both directions."
2nd pic: "Does this make me look like Barry Sanders?" |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 9:47:53 AM EDT
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I wont even try to caption the pics. But the tubby cop in the first pic needs to get back on that bike and start peddeling, until he loses that gut. And what is with the clown shoes on the guy in the background?
Bike patrol officers, and any cop who wears an alternate uniform such as polo shirt and blue jeans. Appropriate foot wear is ALL Black athletic shoes such as Reebok cross trainers, or all black light hiking boots such as Hi-teks. Your not some hood rat gangsters "stompin in yo' air force ones". So dont wear their shoes!!! |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 9:54:50 AM EDT
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[img]http://www.sacbee.com/ips_rich_content/727-g0623protest_pm02.jpg[/img]
[b]"You wipe that goddamned fuckin' smile off your fat fuckin' face you fat pig motherfucker! Tell me I smell like Death's just around the corner...."[/b] |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 11:15:14 AM EDT
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Old lady, "does that look like a booger to you?"
Helmeted Deputy, "Ok Im ready go ahead and spit" |
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Posted: 6/24/2003 11:39:25 AM EDT
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Cop in first picture: "What, like I never heard that 'Pull my finger' line before?"
Second: "Damn! I spent $19.95 on these Gargoyle knockoffs and no-one can see them under this visor. That sucks!" |
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