…Let alone the 4th.
Here it goes folks. Spoilers included in case you think anyone can spoil this shit even worse.
Seth Rogen is a bag of scum of a human being but I’ll say he made me laugh a time or two in the past but with this last PC Bullshit of his he just shows why drugs are bad, oh so bad for you.
Just three points.
1)Pretends to be astute and thought provoking yet repeats all of the current PC views regarding religion, sex and politics. If you’re saying everything the eilte wants you to say, you’re not a fucking thinker bro, you’re an obsequious corporate puppy motherfucker.
2)Mexican, Jews, Muslims, Italians, making fun of the stereotypes with the ever so fresh concept of “equal opportunity offender” making it ok. Some would argue that you’re just insulting everyone and that’s doesn’t make it any better. But lets grow some thicker skin than that and just admit Rogen's comedy limitations. He’s not trying to insult, he just can’t do better than that. Here’s a tip though, how about not doing a religiously backwards, sexy taco Latina. I don’t know a single Latina, not a single Mexican that acts like that. Mexicans aren’t particularly sexy and Americans have been more religious than them for the last 50 years at the very least. How about making a Muslim that doesn’t look like Bin Laden, or a Jew that doesn’t look and sound like Woody fucking Allen, you know, just do a normal guy that so happens to be Jew (or Meixcan, or Italian, etc), as in practically millions of people out there that don’t fall into the ridiculous stereotypes that are older than Rogen himself. Nothing fresh or original here.
3)The rape oh, so much rape presented like some sort of joke.
1st Villan character Douche forces himself onto another character sucking its juice from its crotch, a cut that looks like a vagina.
Ok, thick skin. After all this is the bad guy and this is an R rated movie. He rapes the juice box to death. Carry on.
2nd Douche anally rapes the clerk and uses him like a puppet.
Alright, its not the first time Rogen shows an obsession of some kind with sodomy. I suppose this rape scene was supposed to be funny but hey, just doesn’t do it for me. Maybe it does for others. Or maybe its funny if you’re stoned.
Lets suppose you’re not easily offended and these two are “funny” rapes, although you could make a point about rape not being the kind of thing that is funny in any situation. Its like a funny child dying scene. Just. nope.
3rd Movie finale, Sausage character Frank (Seth Rogen) is screwing the bread bun character Brenda Bunson, all of a sudden the bun looks up and sees the Frank sausage isnt the one having sex with her, he’s masturbating right next to her. So who’s having sex with her she wonders? She looks down and sees Taco Latina. But its ok because in spite of not giving consent previously she likes it anyway. It started like rape but then it was ok becasue she liked it.
4th In the middle of the finale orgy the black character Mr. Grits picks a box of “crackers” and starts humping it. The small crackers look horrified and some run away. Maybe the worst part of these last two is that they aren’t even supposed to be wrong, these would be the kind of rape that is both funny and liberating, because buns and crackers don’t know that they actually like getting raped I guess?
The fun part was explaining my son why a pothead idiot like Seth Rogen actually gets money to make this filth rather than an appointment with a psychiatrist to receive much needed help. Only in Hollywood.
Should you watch this garbage?
YES. You must watch it, you need to understand how perverted, stupid and corrupt the world we live in has become. How come Rotten Tomatoes gives this piece of crap 83% Certified Fresh? Calls it “a surprisingly though-provoking storyline”? I don’t know, maybe I’m stupid. And I’m fine with that, because I sure the fuck am not “fuck a guy smart” like Seth Rogen repeats time after time.
FerFAL