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Someone needs to let West Virginia know that Oreos are not candy.
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One of the tenets of Postmodernism is that there are no objective truths because we all bring our own preconceptions into play when making judgment calls. Who among us is really able to decide what is and isn't a candy? There is no black and white, only shades of grey. No chocolate cookies and no creamy white filling, only delicious snacks. Snacks that can be covered in chocolate, battered and fried, crushed and put into DQ Blizzards, or eaten until our teeth look like our dentist is British. Twix can be candy or cookie, Hershey's Kisses end up as the star of Thumbprint Cookies, and Oreo is a candy depending on the eye of the beholder.
So, yeah, we're all a bunch of Post-Modernists up here in the Mountain State. That's my story and I'm sticking to it.