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aww shit man,
when did #bookwarez become "invite only"
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Since people where blabbing about it. It's still on the same server, but the channel name has changed. IM me.
And no, I haven't read it yet. None of the 5,000 copies stolen in England have made it into the hands of a scanner, so we'll have to wait til it's officially on sale, and then maybe another week, tops, to find it all over the place. Don't fall for the fan-fic version, though.
"Harry Potter and the Dueling Club"
HARRY GETS ME a spot on the Griffindor Quidditch Team, after that Harry's pushing a wand in my mouth and saying, the first step to eternal life is you have to die. For a long time though, Harry and I were best friends. People are always asking, did I know about Harry Potter.
The tip of the wand pressed against the back of my throat, Harry says "We really won't die."
With my tongue I can feel the silencer holes we drilled into the shaft of the wand. Most of the noise a Killing Curse makes is expanding gases, and there's the tiny sonic boom Death makes because it travels so fast. To make
a Silent Killer, you just drill holes in the shaft of the wand, a lot of holes. This lets the magic escape and slows Death to below the speed of sound.
You drill the holes wrong and the wand will blow off your hand.
"This isn't really death," Harry says. "We'll be legend. We won't grow old."
I tongue the wand into my cheek and say, Harry, you're thinking of ghosts.
The tower we're standing on won't be here in ten minutes. You take a 98percent concentration of hot dragon's blood and add that to three times that amount of bubotuber pus. Do this in an ice bath. Then add salamander sweat drop-by-drop with an eye dropper. You have Wizard's Bane.
I know this because Harry knows this.
Mix the Bane with sawdust, and you have a nice magic explosive. A lot of folks mix their Bane with niffler wool and add banshee salts as a catalyst.
This works too. Some folks, they use paraffin mixed with Wizard's Bane.
Paraffin has never, ever worked for me.