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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:07:14 AM EDT
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Absolutely nothing bad can come from this happening.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:08:37 AM EDT
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Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible? Sorry, Honey Badger doesn't give a fuck about what you want. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:09:26 AM EDT
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Honey badger don't give a shit, he does what he wants.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:16:43 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:17:36 AM EDT
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In for the updates, this has real potential.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:18:19 AM EDT
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Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible? I think you'd do better to take up kicking hornet's nests for fun, frankly. 
At least the hornets won't go digging up your property like the badger will...and you cannot stop a badger from digging. It's what they do. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:18:48 AM EDT
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Absolutely nothing bad can come from this happening. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:18:56 AM EDT
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Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible? They do have glands like a skunk correct? I would be put off my that alone. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:23:48 AM EDT
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The honey badger can scrape through your walls and floors. It would be a poor decision of a house pet.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:24:48 AM EDT
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By all means, it's one of the most domesticated creatures on earth, right behind Poodles and goldfish.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:26:31 AM EDT
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Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful!
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:26:43 AM EDT
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Put honey badger in basement.
Leave for 5 minutes to fix honey badger a sandwich. Find honey badger in woods behind house. Something like that. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:26:50 AM EDT
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Remember that pet monkey that ripped that ladys face off in Connecticut? You're heading down the same path.
Animals will F you up.... I lost terribly to 2 rottweilers that were family "pets". |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:28:29 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:29:41 AM EDT
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I'd rather stroke a beaver...
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:31:08 AM EDT
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You could probably hire out Tyrann Mathieu to do a personal appearance....hope that helps...
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:31:35 AM EDT
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Sounds like a great idea
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:32:53 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted: I lost terribly to 2 rottweilers that were family "pets". |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:33:03 AM EDT
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I'd rather stroke a beaver... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile You would be better off stabbing it with your pork sword. A.W.D. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:34:23 AM EDT
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I'd rather stroke a beaver... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Most of us would, but were talking about pets here. I want a pet otter.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:37:21 AM EDT
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Don't let these negative Nancy's get you down. It truly is a splendid idea!
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:39:19 AM EDT
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Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful!  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI
 That was awesome.
Loved the guilty look on the badgers face when he was caught escaping. Just like a dag. 
I didn't know they were that smart. Cute, clever, and no fucks given. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:39:53 AM EDT
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Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads.
(Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger) 
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:41:09 AM EDT
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so does my son...
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:41:43 AM EDT
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Most of us would, but were talking about pets here. I want a pet otter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msCA_3FuIIQuote HistoryQuoted:
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I'd rather stroke a beaver... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Most of us would, but were talking about pets here. I want a pet otter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msCA_3FuIIThat might actually be doable. I might look into that myself! 
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:42:09 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:45:11 AM EDT
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Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI
"...Brian knew that he had to get his badger under control." Priceless! |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:45:50 AM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:46:15 AM EDT
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Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads. (Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg Is that a honey badger? |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:49:54 AM EDT
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That might actually be doable. I might look into that myself!
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I'd rather stroke a beaver... Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile Most of us would, but were talking about pets here. I want a pet otter. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2msCA_3FuIIThat might actually be doable. I might look into that myself!
Have you checked the laws in your area concerning wild animals as pets? |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:52:22 AM EDT
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Is that a honey badger? Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads. (Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg Is that a honey badger? North American Badger. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 11:55:30 AM EDT
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Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible? SCIENCE: this animal is known for being stubborn, destructive, incorrigible and vicious (and smells bad!) GD GUY: i want one as my pet. LOL |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:02:29 PM EDT
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Given the choice between a chimp on PCP and a honey badger, I'd name the ape Fred and take him home.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:06:18 PM EDT
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We caught one by accident in a cheetah trap in RSA once. I'd rather have to release a leapard.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:09:24 PM EDT
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Get a wolverine instead. Honey badgers don't have the temperament for domestication. A wolverine will be much more tame and they love hugs and kisses.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:10:32 PM EDT
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Binturong, man.
Lazy, sort of friendlyish, and smell like buttered popcorn. 
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:10:54 PM EDT
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The honey badger can scrape through your walls and floors. It would be a poor decision of a house pet. Don't listen to this guy. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:11:40 PM EDT
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Seriously, I do, or at least I think so. I want to either raise one from a cub or get one that is already well socialized. Is such a thing even possible? Well not everybody is smart, that we know, but are your parents disappointed in your developmental disabilities?
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:13:19 PM EDT
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They're the best pet ever.
Get you a mating pair. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:14:26 PM EDT
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Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads. (Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg Well we can tell it is a wild badger, because you have no FACE! |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:17:45 PM EDT
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North American Badger. Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Mine's name is Hank. He's cranky in the mornings especially if he hasn't had his bucket of fish heads. (Yes pic is real of me holding a wild badger) http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v188/Must-Be-A-Stang/3DD4D94F-54FC-443B-B22D-6C6330915BE4_zps1zhnxj6r.jpg Is that a honey badger? North American Badger. OP asked about a Honey Badger, anyone can have a NAB as a pet 
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:23:26 PM EDT
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Damn. I read the title as "Honey Boo Boo".
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:28:04 PM EDT
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Don't bring it to Appomattox, those crazy muthafukers at CWE4 will shoot it, skin it, roast it, eat it, puts its severed head on a stick...then make out with it.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:34:07 PM EDT
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the semi domesticated ones are slightly easier to manage
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:37:55 PM EDT
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Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI
that is fkn great man! |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:40:15 PM EDT
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that is fkn great man! Quote HistoryQuoted:
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Geez, these guys are super busy and super smart. What a handful! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c36UNSoJenI
that is fkn great man! Stoffel is just your average honey badger. Imagine what the smart ones are capable of
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Posted: 10/17/2016 12:58:52 PM EDT
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Posted: 10/17/2016 1:01:01 PM EDT
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the semi domesticated ones are slightly easier to manage http://www.googlepixel.com/images/jerkassterror.jpg Lol Jack Russell have similar traits, mine is crazy and fearless. |
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Posted: 10/17/2016 1:01:58 PM EDT
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I always think of Honey Badgers as that Tasmanian Devil from the Bugs Bunny cartoons; whirling around in a tornado and drilling tornado shaped holes into everything.
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Posted: 10/17/2016 1:04:32 PM EDT
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Smart little bastards.
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