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Posted: 10/13/2016 12:04:22 AM EDT
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My mother-in-law bought a talking parrot.
but she took it back a week later. "This parrot hasn't said anything yet!" she complained. "I haven't had a fuckin' chance yet!" replied the parrot...:) |
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Posted: 10/13/2016 5:08:34 AM EDT
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Bump.
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Posted: 10/13/2016 5:13:09 AM EDT
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Quote HistoryQuoted:
My mother-in-law bought a talking parrot. but she took it back a week later. "This parrot hasn't said anything yet!" she complained. "I haven't had a fuckin' chance yet!" replied the parrot...:) 
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Posted: 10/13/2016 5:44:44 AM EDT
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What's the difference between acne and a Catholic priest?
Acne waits until age 13 to come all over a boys face. |
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Posted: 10/13/2016 6:03:13 AM EDT
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For some odd reason I read "dead pig" and thought the priest was actually talking about a dead cop before I finished reading
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Posted: 10/13/2016 6:41:01 AM EDT
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Pig...P-I-G...As in Duroc, Poland China, Berkshire, Sow, Boar, Bacon, get it?
Wow..triggered. |
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Posted: 10/13/2016 6:56:22 AM EDT
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Arkansas: British lady walks into a bar on a hot, humid after noon, she is sweating buckets, and it shows.
Lady: Mr. Bartender, could you recommend a nice cold beer for a lady like myself? Barkeep: Anheuser-Busch ma'am? Lady (completely aghast): What? Well I never! It's just fine, that you very much! Barkeep: ??? Lady: And how's your dick!?! |
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Posted: 10/13/2016 2:04:13 PM EDT
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A boy about ten runs out of a Catholic church into the street and gets hit by a car. The driver stops and goes to the boy lying in the street and asks how he is. The kid says that he's hurt real bad. The driver asks the kid if he wants him to get him a priest. The kid says, "I'm hurt real bad. Why would I want to have sex?"
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