Before I wander off to sleep, another classic from Chris Muir:


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Looks like your basic cross-cultural communication.

Coffe doesn't need a menu! It just needs a cup, maybe a saucer, THAT'S IT!

Mugzilla,
thank you for the line from my favorite comedian, Denis Leary. Coffee flavored coffee,no f*******g maple nut crunch, PULL UP YOUR PANTS!
S/F
Flyingrhino

Was at Booksamillion with the kids, I wander over to Joe Muggs for a cuppa Joe.  

I wait my turn, and finally get up there, and the pimply faced kid asks if he can help me.  I say, "Yeah, just a plain cuppa coffee."

He starts into the menu, the various caramel mocha lattes, cappuchinos, espressos, etc.  

"No", I say, "all I want is just a plain cuppa coffee."

He never missed a beat, kept reciting all that crap.

I leaned over and said, "Listen kid, just fix me a plain cuppa coffee, or I'll rip off your head and crap down your throat."

He shut up and fixed my coffee.

As I walked away, I heard him ask the next guy in line what he wanted.

The next customer pointed back over his shoulder at me and said, "I want what that guy just had."

[lol]

I love that guy!