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Posted: 6/15/2003 6:48:52 PM EDT
whatever bothers you, real or imagined.  We have addressed the f***ing zombies, f***ing clowns, f***ing velociraptors, f***ing monkeys, f***ing treerats, and f***ing illegal space aliens.  

What else is out there and how would you kill it.
Be graphic, and use explisive terminology.

Bilster
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:04:43 PM EDT
[#1]
I want a gun with guided bullets that target out assclowns.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:07:15 PM EDT
[#2]
Elmer Fudd shotgun--double barrel pump automatic with 50 round magazine.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:07:53 PM EDT
[#3]
If I do as you ask, will it affect my profile?

cynic
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:07:57 PM EDT
[#4]
Considering the board, I think your right arm should hold an AR in .223 and your left arm should hold an AR pistol in .308.
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:17:02 PM EDT
[#5]
sharks with lazers!
Link Posted: 6/15/2003 7:19:22 PM EDT
[#6]
Quoted:
If I do as you ask, will it affect my profile?

cynic
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Yes

WAIT!...No

NO WAIT...




I don't know.
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:51:27 AM EDT
[#7]
Quoted:
Elmer Fudd shotgun--double barrel pump automatic with 50 round magazine.
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What would you use it on?  We have a mention of an assclown.  A scary combination abomination if ever.  

It sort of reminds me of a ham and chicken loaf from an MRE.  Was it just the left over crap at a meat processing plant, or was this the results of some genetically engineered freak from a top secret government farm?

Bilster
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:56:18 AM EDT
[#8]
OK, what kind of gun would you use on ham & chicken loaf?
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:58:42 AM EDT
[#9]
Blunderbuss...
[img]http://guns.connect.fi/rs/blunderb.jpg[/img]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 6:59:59 AM EDT
[#10]
I had a dream last night that some fat chick was shooting at people with some kind of rifle.  She was on the roof outside of my house.  So I grabbed my .45 and emptied a mag into her.  She fell off the roof and went splat on the sidewalk.

So I guess my .45 is good for F***ing fat chicks.

Link Posted: 6/16/2003 8:13:54 AM EDT
[#11]
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 8:21:25 AM EDT
[#12]
Quoted:
OK, what kind of gun would you use on ham & chicken loaf?
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Since I came across this food abomination in the Army, I guess if it ever got surly with me i could use an M16A2 on it.  Butt stroke it first, then shoot if neccesary.  

The freak animal that it might have came from, that is a different story.  I can only imagine what this thing looked like.  Something right out of "The Fly II."

Scary food.

Bilster
Link Posted: 6/16/2003 8:51:08 AM EDT
[#13]
umm, pardon me for having to ask - but whats an "assclown"? [spank]
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