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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:22:47 AM EDT
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Definately...
The crack whore can only take so much at a time, anyway. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:24:14 AM EDT
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In my or someone I knows house, yes! In the office? Hell no, I've got to endure their aroma, so they can take a little of mine!
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:35:24 AM EDT
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I don't want that dirty bathroom water splashing on my bum.... ewwww
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:40:06 AM EDT
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I like to hit the flush about mid-pinch. That way I give the toilet adequate time to spool up before the log splashes down. If I don't my big ass logs are going to clog that pussy toilet up without question. Does this still count as a courtesy flush? I do it for my own benefit and no one elses so I guess not.
Oh, by the way, do any of you guys ever have what I like to call the "Phantom Loaf"? The Phantom Loaf is when you pinch one off and it's aligned so perfectly that it basically flushes itself. Similar to a swish with a basketball or a hole-in-one. When you look down in the bowl there is no evidence once so ever that you pinched. Not even a skidmark. Well, I'm hungry. Gonna go get some lunch. See you guys in an hour. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:43:33 AM EDT
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Quoted: Oh, by the way, do any of you guys ever have what I like to call the "Phantom Loaf"? The Phantom Loaf is when you pinch one off and it's aligned so perfectly that it basically flushes itself. [red]Similar to a swish with a basketball or a hole-in-one.[/red] When you look down in the bowl there is no evidence once so ever that you pinched. Not even a skidmark. Well, I'm hungry. Gonna go get some lunch. See you guys in an hour. [LOL] I never even thought of it that way. You don't keep a score card mounted near the toilet, by any chance, do you? [:)] |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:44:26 AM EDT
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Uhhh, Buckshot....No and most asuredly NO.[:X*]
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:44:31 AM EDT
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00, ROTFLMAO! Unfortunately, I was in mid sip with a cup of coffee and now have a substantial cleaning job ahead of me. . .
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:48:54 AM EDT
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Please explain how someone can leave these massive unflushed dumps and there isn't a trace of tp in the bowl.
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:49:04 AM EDT
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[url]http://www.bcsdesign.com/comedyzone/poop.shtml[/url]
It's called the "Ghost Poopie", not the Phantom Loaf. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 10:49:59 AM EDT
[#10]
well you... never mind, i don't know.
just take a crap and pack your butt with TP to keep from getting s@it on your underwear. dress and leave before someone comes in. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 11:07:08 AM EDT
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Quoted: well you... never mind, i don't know. just take a crap and pack your butt with TP to keep from getting s@it on your underwear. dress and leave before someone comes in. Voice of experience? Sure sounds like it. What bothers me most are the guys with EXPLOSIVE runs that sh!t spray the back of the commode while sitting as far forward as possible. Sh!tspray is all over the back wall. Disgusting. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 11:11:33 AM EDT
[#12]
51% and climbing!
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Posted: 6/12/2003 11:19:26 AM EDT
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I like to leave them a smiley swirl...it brings good luck[:D]
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Posted: 6/12/2003 12:52:08 PM EDT
[#14]
I'm what is called a "shameful shitter". I don't shit if someone else is in the bathroom so I guess the question doesn't apply to me.
Gladly we have some nice private bathrooms here where I work [:E] |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 12:56:29 PM EDT
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seems like an appropriate thread for this:
[url]www.ratemypoo.com[/url] [b]disclaimer:[/b] not for the faint of heart, personally, i hit back as soom as i verified the url |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 1:00:30 PM EDT
[#16]
Carl Malone sez: "Make the last wipe a wet one."
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Posted: 6/12/2003 1:39:57 PM EDT
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For you fellers who may wind up in prison take note: Courtesy flushes are mandatory, or your ass will be plugged via bubba! No kidding, some of those guys take that shit seriously.
What about the cover flush? Another prison technique is to flush, right at the moment of the assplosion, to cover the sound.. You let go at the right moment, and all the noise, smell and turds get flushed away at once. Only downside is the need to flush again after wiping. I do the cover flush all the time. I sure wish my wife would learn it. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 1:54:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: well well what? |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 2:48:58 PM EDT
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I do the cover flush all the time. I sure wish my wife would learn it. You mean girls go poopie???? [shock] |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 2:55:13 PM EDT
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Well, ah, hmmm.
Something else I learned on ar15. But on reflection, I don't think I want shit water kissing my rosebud, if you know what I mean. Besides, who on earth complains that it stinks in a bathroom? |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 3:01:40 PM EDT
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Quoted: I do the cover flush all the time. I sure wish my wife would learn it. You mean girls go poopie???? [shock] I've been married 11 years now and I swear my wife has never once pooped. At least there's never been any evidence. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 3:01:47 PM EDT
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Courtesy flushes can protect you from the ever vigilant [b]turd-burglar[/b].
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Posted: 6/12/2003 5:01:43 PM EDT
[#23]
[ROFL] [ROFL2] [LOL]
I have not laughed so hard in a long time!!! Fly Navy |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 5:10:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: seems like an appropriate thread for this: [url]www.ratemypoo.com[/url] [b]disclaimer:[/b] not for the faint of heart, personally, i hit back as soom as i verified the url I didn't realize Frank the Spank had a web site. DrMark |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 5:14:14 PM EDT
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Courtesy flush? No way. How can you go for a topper if you courtesy flush? (A topper is when the poop piles up so high in the toilet that the poop pile sticks up thru the water's surface.) A courtesy flush is like resetting your score to zero in the middle of the game.
DrMark |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 5:40:31 PM EDT
[#26]
Who could ever forget the Double Flush No Wipe Dump?
...or Dairy Queen soft serve impression? ..pure and nasty |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 6:01:09 PM EDT
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Quoted: Courtesy flush? No way. How can you go for a topper if you courtesy flush? (A topper is when the poop piles up so high in the toilet that the poop pile sticks up thru the water's surface.) A courtesy flush is like resetting your score to zero in the middle of the game. DrMark LOL Those trophy poops where they disappear down in the hole up annd snake up around the side and pop outta water are ever so impressive. |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 6:10:10 PM EDT
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Hate those crappers where due to some problem the water level is too high. Then when you wipe, AAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Courtesy flush - had to be a female invention. Along with what I've heard about them squatting on the seat in public restrooms. I mean WTF - if it ain't clean, wipe it off....sheeesh! |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 6:10:32 PM EDT
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Hell no. I don't ask that anyone curtail their defecating habits for me and I wouldn't curtail mine. Besides, courtesy flushes waste water, and how can I tell exactly how much has come out if I can't make a full tally at the end? DrMark had it right...you don't want to reset your score in the middle of the game!
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Posted: 6/12/2003 6:17:40 PM EDT
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I don't poop in groups.
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Posted: 6/12/2003 6:18:11 PM EDT
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Quoted: Hell no. I don't ask that anyone curtail their defecating habits for me and I wouldn't curtail mine. Besides, courtesy flushes waste water, and how can I tell exactly how much has come out if I can't make a full tally at the end? DrMark had it right...you don't want to reset your score in the middle of the game! [LOL] Every post has me cracking up! No doubt, i mean how would you know if all systems are go? (And not OK as in green=go). |
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Posted: 6/12/2003 7:10:12 PM EDT
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I remember the first time my wife asked me to go see if I could get the youngest stepdaughters turd to go down...it wouldn't flush![shock] It was like a fence post sticking up out of the hole!!! Of course the older stepdaughter was teasing the hell out of her! I told my wife how the hell did she pass that monster!? I finally hacked it up with a metal clothes hanger....yuck...the things dad's get stuck doing...glad Sundays my day!
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