Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's show.  Tonights special guest is O.J. Simpson.  He will be telling us how the manhunt on the golf course is going.

On with the show...[b]Tonight's Top 10 is rejected titles for Hillary's new book[/b]

[b]10[/b]  A lying History

[b]9[/b]   How to sell your soul for power.

[b]8[/b]   101 ways to kill a nation's hope.

[b]7[/b]   The White House and the Ice Queen

[b]6[/b]   It took a village to co-write this book....but I got to keep the $8 mil.

[b]5[/b]   Sex, Lies, and incriminating tape.

[b]4[/b]   101 ways to make a murder look like a suicide.

[b]3[/b]   The ice bitch that could...

[b]2[/b]   The Liberal Diaries

and the number 1 rejected title for Hillary's new book.....

[b]1[/b]   How to sell a sucker a book.

Thank you and good night.

SGtar15

LMAO! [:D]

"My Struggle"

What, Mein Kampf was already taken?

How about, "Out, Damn Spot!"

How about:

"That's my story and I'm [b]sticking[/b] to it!"




Get it?  [b]Sticking?[/b]  The blue dress?  The stain?  Get it?  Sticking!





ah, never mind.

[:)]

How about....

[b][size=3]I Have Ankles That Look Like Tree Stumps And It Makes Me So Bitter Because Botox And FaceLifts Don't Work On Ankles And I Turn That Bitterness Into Rage That I Then Inflict Upon The World [/b][/size=3]

That's some seriously funny stuff. But man, you have got to start posting this stuff at a reasonable hour for your friends. By the time I got to it, it was on page 7!

10) "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus, And I'm From Uranus"

9) "A Farewell To Arms... Is Guaranteed If I Ever Become President"

8) "To Kill A Mockingbird, And A White House Aide, And A Commerce Secretary, And An Arkansas State Trooper, And His Fiancee, And Two Boys On A Railroad Track, And..."

7) "Intended Consequences"

6) "The Great Gatsby [size=1](Had Nothin' On Us)[/size=1]"

5) "The Divine Secrets Of The Lesbo Sisterhood"

4) "All The President's Men... Were Under My Thumb"

3) "Who the FUCK moved MY Godamn Cheese?! I'll Fire The Fucking Bastard, Have Him Killed And Make It Look Like A Fucking Suicide! Now WHO MOVED MY FUCKING CHEESE?!!!"

2) "I'm OK, You're Inferior"




And now...
the number one rejected title...
for Hillary's new book....
1) "Atlas Shrugged... When I Twisted His Nuts Off"