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Build a fake missle in the garage and see if the neighbor calls the cops again.
Shok
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[rofl2]
Good advice there.
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OK, the first time Kitty got sick, it was a trip to Cleveland for radioactive iodine treatment.
I was supposed to save the kitty litter seperate for 90 days and then toss it in the trash. I kept a trash can outside the garage door for that purpose. My pal, in a humorous mood, put a 'Nuclear Waste' sticker on it.
The pregnant woman a couple doors up saw the sticker and asked around.
"Maybe he has a nuclear powerplant in his basement and is selling electricity back to the power company," someone said to her.
She freaked and called someone.Her head spinning with visions of giving birth to a 3 headed kid or something.
Next thing, there's a LEO and 2 scientist types at the door.
The scientists took some readings, and opened the trash can. The aroma of weeks of kitty urine 'bout like to knock him out.
"Why dincha tell me you've got a sick cat?" he asked.
"You never asked me."
They left.
6-8 months later, the people moved out.
Now I COULD build a missle in the garage and nobody'd say squat.