OK, I'm not the kind of guy that enjoys taking the life of natures little darlings, but I have to draw the line at those g*d d*mb Mockinbirds! I'm a light sleeper, always have been, and these little f*ckers sit outside my bedroom window and chirp ALL F*CKING NIGHT LONG! I can't take it any more!!!
1. They chirp loudly!
2. They do so all night long!
3. They don't have one f*cking tune that you could get used to -- they change there tune about every fourth chirp!
Here's the deal -- I lose many hours of sleep during this time of year and that makes me less awake on my drive in to work -- not good!
OK, so I've said I don't particularly enjoy killing things but I have, on many occasions, attempted to rid my world of these evil birds! The problem is, I live in an apartment and I can't just go around with my BB gun during the daylight hours and at night it hard to locate and hit a target on sound alone!
Yeah, I know, this sounds like I'm jokinig, but I am NOT!
Any sugestions?
Thanks,