So my sister shows up at the house looking for a last minute babysitter for my 8 y.o. nephew. Cool. I love the kid dearly. I was already planning to go to Dunham's Sports, Lowe’s, and the Army/Navy Surplus store and he could just tag along. Of course, this means the obligatory "Hey Uncle, would you please buy me this _X_ [fill in the blank]". No problem though, I've spoiled the little shit from day one.
So we get to Dunham's and have a grand time. After playing rollerblade hockey in the aisles until the store manager asks us to stop, we pick out gun cleaning supplies and head for the counter. As the cute thing with the fine, little bubble butt is ringing us up, he hold up this box he picked up from the point of sale, impulse-buy junk display and proclaims loudly, "This is the deck I need! Would you please buy this for me?” The box had some Japan-a-mation Final Fantasy looking figures on it, but I didn’t know what the hell it was but it was $9.87. He sure knew what it was though and he really had to have it. Since he proclaimed it loudly enough for the girl to stop and glance over, I had to show my coolness and didn’t want to come across as a crabby, stingy guy with the cute kid. So I said, “Put it up there” and the cute little blonde C cup with the bubble butt scanned it in.
So we get out to the car and he tears into this box. It’s a fucking DECK OF PLAYING CARDS!!! I mean, okay…. Pokemon was what? $3 bucks a pack?
This shit is $10 goddamned dollars a pack. To top it all off… I’m pretty clued in to pop culture…. Hell, I even watch SpongeBob (okay… I have even watched it WITHOUT him being there…) This damn Yu-Gi-Oh has completely escaped under my radar and I got snookered into buying it. What the hell is it? And WHY is it $10 a pack?