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Posted: 8/18/2016 10:41:19 AM EDT
Dear Mr Barvarian McFaggot Wagon driver. Hi, its me, the guy in the orange Chevy who almost rear ended you, you know, because you drive like shit. You know who you are and how fucked up what you did was because you would not let me pull even with you at 3 different red lights so I could verbally confer how fucked up your driving is and how well your brakes work compared to those on my truck. You passed me on that short right merge lane, then slammed on your brakes as soon as the light turned yellow even though you were only 150-200' from the intersection. Who does this shit? Are you fucking running coke or something you fucking inconsiderate mouth breathing oxygen thief, that it was that important to stop short after just passing my lumbering ass on a fucking wet road for a light that just fucking turned yellow?? DUDE! WHAT! THE! FUCK!? The only reason you arent in a fucking neck brace right now is due to my Herculean effort to try and avoid the ass end of your sporty little fag wagon. All that intermittent squealing and the blowing of horn as I swerved around and passed you sliding into the fucking intersection was not a fucking side show and I know you noticed it. If you would at least had the courtesy to acknowledge your horrendous fuck up, I probably wouldn't even be pissed, it was kind of exciting and also refreshing to find out I still have driving skills in a panic situation. But your smug ass, NOoooo, you ran the tail end of our red lights to avoid even eye contact you fucking spineless slithering greasy snail trail piece of subhuman fag wagon driving failure. You should have been given a late term abortion around the age of 16 before you could ever get your fucking smug limp wristed self behind anything more powerful than a rusty ass tetanus inducing pedal car that your uncle trash picked for you due to him feeling sorry for your shameful shitty self because of your father and mother not loving your Window licking ass you friggin twat lip. <<<Run on sentence? I dont give a flip, bite me Webster! Fuck you and die in a fire asshole!!!!!1!!7!!1 So....., then I get to the club, first time this year, in case my prior verbal tone distracted you and.....My friggin card wont open the gate, Fuck! I come home, call the club and was told that my check for $275 was not accepted due to my only owing $270 for dues. What the fucking fuck? Keep the friggin 5 bucks, go buy a homeless guy a blow job from a crack head or something, but for christ sake, dont cut off my membership without any kind of warning over this. What the shit, do you people drive BMW's too. Fuck fuck Fuck everything. Im so pissed I dont even want to beat off. I think Im going to go pull bullets out of some 9mm and just fire primers in my basement till the hot pockets are done. Fuck! |
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9.5/10
ETA: A 10/10 would have been awarded had OP mentioned what the driver's mother will do for a Klondike Bar. |
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OP should try driving around here! LOL
I consider myself lucky if I almost die only once or twice per trip. |
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Its august and its the first time to the range? Damn, im sorry man |
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7.5/10
Rub one out anyway - Or get a cup of coffee while you rub one out... |
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call the club and was told that my check for $275 was not accepted due to my only owing $270 for dues. View Quote That's when my face would have started twitching involuntarily. |
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Meh, all I got out of that was you drive like shit and don't allow enough distance between cars
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If you had to slam on your brakes you were following too closely.
It's ok, most Americans don't know how to drive, even if they are driving a superbly built machine. |
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Quoted: Dear Mr Barvarian McFaggot Wagon driver. Hi, its me, the guy in the orange Chevy who almost rear ended you, you know, because you drive like shit. View Quote |
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Precisely the reason I avoid eye contact, or any other kind of interaction with other drivers. They can go on ahead, I'll pull over to led 'em pass, but I won't make eye contact, or otherwise attempt to facilitate any other communication or contact with other drivers. However, I will maintain contact with my pistol (kept out of sight) if someone appears intent on being an ass.
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TLDR version.....
Op needs Zoloft People cant drive (Especially BMW owners) Op's dues check was denied by the gun club because he wrote it wrong |
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I don't understand how driving a BMW has anything to do with being smug?
How do you know that guy that cut you off didn't steal it? Posted Via AR15.Com Mobile |
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It's always funny to see the responses of those who have the reading comprehension of a squirrel.
OP, you were just reminded that retards are everywhere. I adopted an attitude for a while that everyone was put on Earth to teach me something. I gave it up after I figured out that almost everyone was put here to teach me patience. |
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Without actually witnessing it can't tell who's right or wrong. Does the yellow change to red quickly? Did the light really just change, or was it yellow a couple seconds and you're one of those guys that speeds up to beat it? Did you think he was going to go and you didn't pay attention to his brake light?
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Yup, three fails and its only page one. Dues are high as I work too much and cant put in my 8hrs work party time. Normally $150. |
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If you had to slam on your brakes you were following too closely.... Here. Let me help you. From the OP: You passed me on that short right merge lane, then slammed on your brakes as soon as the light turned yellow How is it following too close when someone cuts in front of you and slams on their brakes? |
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It's always funny to see the responses of those who have the reading comprehension of a squirrel. OP, you were just reminded that retards are everywhere. I adopted an attitude for a while that everyone was put on Earth to teach me something. I gave it up after I figured out that almost everyone was put here to teach me patience. View Quote Yes and we are getting OPs side of the story. Most people tend to bend a story to their benefit. |
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Haters gonna hate.
<------------- BMW driver Seriously though, I have some sympathy for you if it really went down the way you say it did. If he cut you off, didn't give you a chance to create separation, and then created a dangerous situation...fair enough. That said, I believe in stopping at intersections when the light is yellow/red. So I won't fault him for hitting his brakes. Fact of the matter is that a) while merging over, he might have taken his eyes off the light and was unsure when it had changed and b) I'd rather have someone stop on a yellow than run a red. |
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Why were you tailgating him?
(pissed off because he passed you?) |
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Quoted: I'm just not feeling it. 3/10 View Quote I'm not either. I encounter shithead drivers almost every day. I drive VERY defensively, therefore almost never have to make any kind of dramatic course correction, brake hard, etc. The last three times I had to brake dramatically were because of unrestrained dogs jumping out in front of me. When I perceive another driver as behaving badly or driving dangerously, my usual tactic is to get away from them. NEVER engage an idiot driver. |
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Is this just a today issue or are you this mad normally??
I think everyone is missing where how BMW forced the merge in front of you. Relax dude |
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Quoted: ...From the OP: You passed me on that short right merge lane, then slammed on your brakes as soon as the light turned yellow How is it following too close when someone cuts in front of you and slams on their brakes? View Quote I think the OP could have done a better job of anticipating the BMW driver slamming on the brakes. Based on experience I assume that anyone driving a Beemer is a twit who has an exaggerated impression of his or her driving skills. (Not all of them, but a lot of them.) I allow them extra space instinctively. |
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I come home, call the club and was told that my check for $275 was not accepted due to my only owing $270 for dues. View Quote Just goes to show that every organization should have an embezzler. |
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