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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:35:23 PM EDT
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my cats like to wake me up in the morning, throwing them against the wall just doesn't seem to work anymore, any advice?
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:37:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: my cats like to wake me up in the morning, throwing them against the wall just doesn't seem to work anymore, any advice? Well...you do own a gun don't you?? See avatar if you are still unclear on what to do. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:40:38 PM EDT
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I'm not really in the "know" around here, but...
Please don't take offense to this, but I'm going to stick to my own misguided intuition. Edited to fix drunken grammar. |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:42:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: I'm not really in the "know" around here, but... Please don't take offense to this, but I'm going to stick to my own misguided intuition. Edited to fix drunken grammar. Well son, then you graduate early[:D] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:43:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: Quoted: my cats like to wake me up in the morning, throwing them against the wall just doesn't seem to work anymore, any advice? Well...you do own a gun don't you?? See avatar if you are still unclear on what to do. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:48:34 PM EDT
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should i call in sick to work tomorrow?
(i'm not sick, just can't sleep) |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:49:18 PM EDT
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Dear Sgtar15,
My ass seems to leak. Seems like I can wipe until it bleeds and 10 minutes later I have to wipe again. This has caused me untold irritation, ithcing and discomfort. Can you help? Signed, Woke up with another stinky finger |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:49:26 PM EDT
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Well Absolut, then you have a serious problem. But I can help. Here is what you do. Take the cat and buy it a nice soft lease. Then take the cat and your lady for a walk. Now, have a friend drive by and run over the cat.
Problem solved. Sgtar15 PS Save the carcass for dinner....serve with red wine. |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:51:53 PM EDT
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Quoted: should i call in sick to work tomorrow? (i'm not sick, just can't sleep) No....you are allowed 3 sick days per year. AFter that your just being lazy. Dear Sgtar15, My ass seems to leak. Seems like I can wipe until it bleeds and 10 minutes later I have to wipe again. This has caused me untold irritation, ithcing and discomfort. Can you help? Yes, go to San Fransico and become a male hooker. You can make bank with an ass like that!! Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:56:28 PM EDT
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Quoted: Well Absolut, then you have a serious problem. But I can help. Here is what you do. Take the cat and buy it a nice soft lease. Then take the cat and your lady for a walk. Now, have a friend drive by and run over the cat. Problem solved. Sgtar15 PS Save the carcass for dinner....serve with red wine. |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 9:59:16 PM EDT
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Speaking of wine, I've got this bottle of Pinot Gris and I was wondering if it would go better with fried carp or coyote stew. Whaddayathink?
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:06:20 PM EDT
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Quoted: Speaking of wine, I've got this bottle of Pinot Gris and I was wondering if it would go better with fried carp or coyote stew. Whaddayathink? I think you need a hamburger and a beer. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:06:52 PM EDT
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ROFL this thread is funny
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:10:59 PM EDT
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I keep trying to put out brush fires with my water bucket, but someone keeps filling it with gasoline. What should I do?
Edit to get it spelt rot. |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:14:47 PM EDT
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Quoted: I keep trying to put out brush fires with my water bucket, but someone keeps filling it with gasoline. What should I do? . LOL I know exactly what this is about. Simple Beekeeper. Ban the fire and lock the gas up. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:17:08 PM EDT
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Dear Sgtar15,
I sometimes, while driving, like to take my finger and stick it in my bellybutton and then smell my finger. My question is: What wine goes with that? |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:18:44 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dear Sgtar15, I sometimes, while driving, like to take my finger and stick it in my bellybutton and then smell my finger. My question is: What wine goes with that? I'd say cheepo watered down light beer. but i am not the professional in this thread. |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:21:44 PM EDT
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DrFrige,
Fran Drescher Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:28:32 PM EDT
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Why are there so many feds, mjtf, state doj and agent provocateurs on here?
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:29:40 PM EDT
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I only take advice from Kofi.
Kofi, where are 'ya hon? |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:31:48 PM EDT
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Quoted: Why are there so many feds, mjtf, state doj and agent provocateurs on here? To learn how to bump fire so they can kill more efficently.[sniper2] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:32:45 PM EDT
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How do i go about getting the UN to change the color of their helmets from blue to pink?
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:32:49 PM EDT
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Dear Sgtar15,
There's a 6-foot raccoon at my door, my phone is ringing, something big and heavy is tramping around on my roof, I hear sirens approaching, and my girlfriend is laughing and refusing to untie me. What should I do? cynic |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:33:23 PM EDT
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Quoted: I only take advice from Kofi. Kofi, where are 'ya hon? I believe he is in France getting his nails done by a guy name Jauque. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:36:43 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dear Sgtar15, There's a 6-foot raccoon at my door, my phone is ringing, something big and heavy is tramping around on my roof, I hear sirens approaching, and my girlfriend is laughing and refusing to untie me. What should I do? Wait till the cops show up and if they are female ask for a Threesome. If they are male have the wife do the asking. The raccoon can take the pics. Post pics after you are done. How do i go about getting the UN to change the color of their helmets from blue to pink? Put France in charge. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:39:29 PM EDT
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OK, Sgtar15. Why was there a continuity problem with
Natalie Portman's nipples when she wore the white space suit/catsuit thingy? Sometimes they were above the seam for the bodice sometimes they were below the seam and it at tleast one shot the right one is above the seam and the left one is below the seam. Like what the fuck? Can't Lucas get some sort of script person to keep track of her nipples...or wardrobe or makeup. Maybe it was a union dispute and no one, not costume, makeup or stumts or writer's guild wanted the responsibility for Portman's nipples. Jeeeezuss they can CGI Yoda and that fuck wad of all fuck wads -Jar Jar beenks....but they can't align a pretty woman's nipples. Were all the Lucasoid nerds too feverish with lust and confusion to mention to her that her nipples were cattywhampus?? Are they that sexually hopeless? Did she do it on purpose? Like, "Watch this, I'm gonna do each scene with my nipples in a different position and all these dickless techno weenies are gonna fail to notice my butterbeans are whomperjawed." |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:41:40 PM EDT
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Dear Sgtar15,
I am constantly offended of my ass being splash-raped by my toilet everytime I take a dump. Anyway I can alleviate this? What is worse if the water splashes up just before the sphincter closes. It hurts my feelings. |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:42:02 PM EDT
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Because Jar-Jar likes nips.
Too easy. Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:42:12 PM EDT
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Quoted: OK, Sgtar15. Why was there a continuity problem with Natalie Portman's nipples when she wore the white space suit/catsuit thingy? Sometimes they were above the seam for the bodice sometimes they were below the seam and it at tleast one shot the right one is above the seam and the left one is below the seam. Like what the fuck? Can't Lucas get some sort of script person to keep track of her nipples...or wardrobe or makeup. Maybe it was a union dispute and no one, not costume, makeup or stumts or writer's guild wanted the responsibility for Portman's nipples. Jeeeezuss they can CGI Yoda and that fuck wad of all fuck wads -Jar Jar beenks....but they can't align a pretty woman's nipples. Were all the Lucasoid nerds too feverish with lust and confusion to mention to her that her nipples were cattywhampus?? Are they that sexually hopeless? Did she do it on purpose? Like, "Watch this, I'm gonna do each scene with my nipples in a different position and all these dickless techno weenies are gonna fail to notice my butterbeans are whomperjawed." ROFLMFAO |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:43:39 PM EDT
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Quoted: Dear Sgtar15, .................... It hurts my feelings. Ieap....definitely gay hooker....definitely. I suggest you hook up with BenDover Sgtar15 PS I am now going to sleep. Night all |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 10:54:14 PM EDT
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{A Dirty Word. Or Ten. Or More}
I never got to ask him the proper procedure for castrating Kali Anti's from the throat on down. |
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Posted: 6/5/2003 11:15:08 PM EDT
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Should I buy a TA31A or TA11D? This will mount to a flat top.
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Posted: 6/6/2003 2:53:34 AM EDT
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Oh hell he is back!!!!!!! [}:D]
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Posted: 6/6/2003 6:49:36 AM EDT
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[bounce]
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Posted: 6/8/2003 8:43:41 AM EDT
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Looks like he stopped answering questions.
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Posted: 6/8/2003 8:56:51 AM EDT
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Quoted: Dear Sgtar15, I am constantly offended of my ass being splash-raped by my toilet everytime I take a dump. Anyway I can alleviate this? What is worse if the water splashes up just before the sphincter closes. It hurts my feelings. Put an outhouse in your backyard. Keep it shoveled out. Be popular with your neighbors. |
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Posted: 6/8/2003 9:11:31 AM EDT
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My customers companies are hiring gays and I have a problem with dealing with them. What should I do?
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Posted: 6/8/2003 5:59:05 PM EDT
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Quoted: My customers companies are hiring gays and I have a problem with dealing with them. What should I do? Take 2 tables of Homocil...."Until you come around". Seriously, you have to deal with it. If any gays pinch your arse sue for sexual herassment.....but I doubt that will happen. Remember, if you can't beat them, let them beat you[;)] Sgtar15 |
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Posted: 6/8/2003 8:59:53 PM EDT
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Oh SGTar you don't how long I have waited for this service,and I ask you what is the difference between a lemon?
Bob [:D] |
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Posted: 6/8/2003 9:12:49 PM EDT
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What's the best way to prevent chipping on the back of melamine sheet stock when it's run through a tablesaw?
I don't have a saw with a scoring blade, and I already use a triple-chip grind blade and a zero clearance table insert, but I still get some chipping. Help!!! signed, Tired of using Seam-fil to hide chipping. |
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Posted: 6/8/2003 10:18:08 PM EDT
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Yes I know that was tough,.as one was yellow! So I ask what's the difference between a bannana?
Bob [:D] |
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